comedians: it's so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended
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comedians: it's so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended
robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:

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hey i’ve seen a few people in the comments calling her an amazing ally, and i wanted to remind y’all that kesha is an out bisexual woman
Her bisexuality is erased ‘even’ by ‘LGBTQ’ media on a regular basis, so sadly, it’s not surprising. So, once again: Kesha is bi.
Dany’s mistake wasn’t burning King’s Landing, her mistake was not marrying Yara Greyjoy when she had the chance.
The Area 51 raid was like, the absolute opposite of Dashcon. Like this was an event that was comically not supposed to work, but you crazy sons of bitches actually managed to show up and just throw an alien-themed party while armed gaurds stood angrily on the sidelines. It was JUST as stupid as the memes said it would be and nobody thought anything would happen
Well done

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I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots
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Wait is this the same cat from that “my cat always looks like she just found out her husband died at sea” tweet??
IT IS
get you a person who looks at you the way sandra oh looks at jodie comer
Offense but like how many years did straight people call everything they hated or disliked “gay”,,,,,, yet y'all can’t handle a single generalized statement online about being cis/het but okay!
We’re real people, though.
Local Cishet Admits They Don’t Think Gay People Are Real

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Jennifer’s Body Reunion: Megan Fox and Diablo Cody Get Candid About Hollywood
pictures from the area 51 raid are honestly poetic cinema and we should all be happy that we are witnessing such a historic moment
Still think about you a lot when I’m drunk...whoops

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This is so in character.. I CAN’T EVEN
Ok but y’all forgot Samuel ‘Done With Your Shit’ L Jackson, Taika ‘Also Done With Your Shit But I’m A Sassy Bitch So Imma Still Pose’ Waititi, and JG with his imaginary glass of wine…
THEYRE LIKE A FAMILY OF DINOSaurs
omg how cute what are they???
#i dont have the heart to tell them the truth
oMFG
what is it tho
that looks really adorable
They’re -large train drives by-
….. I’m upset.
What are they?
Oh child, they’re -parade passes by-
They look cool, I want one
Oh god they’re -airplane flies over-
Oh hey ********************************
JESUS CHRIST CAN’T YOU TELL THEY’RE–oh, oh wait a minute, hold on. Phone’s ringing. Yeah? What’s up? No, I was just about to tell these guys about the–yeah I know, but I was telling these people that the picture is of–ooh, for dinner? Hmm, maybe. Okay, see you then. …What was I saying?
Oh, you sweet summer children, they’re–
SHIT FUCK HOLD ON THE CAT’S ON FIRE
Well, see, what they are is – *thunderous noises from construction project nearby*
well would ya look at those tentacle dildos
reblogging for the timing of the last reply
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