Maybe Like The 5th Coolest Person You Know

my biggest most perverse dream is to get clocked by another tgirl in public who then comes up to me and asks if we could be friends

being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me

Call her penis a mini golf water feature the way it imitates something useful at a scale too small to be impressive

call my posts a mini golf water feature the way they follow the structure of successful posters but at a scale too small to be impressive

give that transfem a tummy. feed her lots of *remembers that the global presence of burgers is in part due to america’s cultural and economic systems of imperialism* biryani. feed her biryani.

puppy, stop it. you can’t give mommy road head right now. there’s fucking black ice.

They should sell tentacle bath bombs at lush that molest you

I guess

sorry was my post about forceful tentacle sex too much for your tender eyes

“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass

Wait no. I have an alternative solution

attackdog puppyplay where I rip your enemies to bloody pieces and then lay my head in your lap to hear ‘attaboy’ and feel fingers in my sweaty, bloody hair

He is literally just Bruce Wayne.