Exasperating Farrago

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

Tbh I think fandom generally needs to get better at sitting with the uncomfortable fact that a story/fanwork/meme/whatever can hurt one person and help another

This is why I think “tag warning” culture is kinder and more constructive than cancel culture / “no problematic content” culture. One size does not fit all, but if we learn to be more aware of the fact that the same thing can be emotionally validating or cathartic to one person and upsetting to another, and pick up a general mindset of thinking before we post, “what might people need a heads up for in this content?”, we grow more compassionate, more thoughtful, and more understanding of the differences in people’s experiences.

ten years later still get shook

The universal urge--young and old--to pretend you're the one conducting

Survival is Insufficient

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

I think a giant 7ft scythe would greatly benefit my appearance

its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical

Posts from a 17th century chymist who's about to have their bones dissolved by hydrofluoric acid.

DICKS OUT FOR HYDROFLUORIC ACID!!!

NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!!!

a delicate elven prince has been thrown in irons and put to work in the dwarven mine

he has been accepted as one of their own and is currently enjoying boys’ night at Garulf Rockenstone’s Sports Bar and Grille

the dwarves have noticed his developing muscles and are now congratulating him and tussling his hair. good for him!

the dwarves have also begun to notice his freckled face and shoulders, the way his dirty blonde hair falls around his slender neck just so, his small perky breasts beneath his work tunic, complemented ever so elegantly by his slightly toned body… nay, it would be uncouth to say more

The cum tanks by e-girl street. Yeah you can't miss them.

(Will never not reblog this beauty. What genius.)