Let’s McFreakin Lose It🇵🇸

“they’re just friends, not EVERYTHING has to be so lesbian ugh” what planet do you live on where everything is lesbian. what is its name. where is it. what is its address. what are the directions. how do i go there

creature fact: you have just been bited

it should be illegal to make me work on world eel day when I could be lurking in an estuary or perhaps writhing

It is so, so fucking vital to your health and safety to be in cahoots with at least one person at all times.

God forbid women do anything

"i just dont think the scientology speedrun trend is funny because if people did that with any other religious institution-" ok guys lets all go to the 'scientology controversies' page on wikipedia and scroll a bit before continuing this thought. lets do this right now

This argument doesn't work because we should do Vatican speedruns

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way