rumi-pilled

there's some bbq joint somewhere in the middle of texas, some place you wouldn't expect kpop to have touched all that much, that has rumi's photo hung up on their wall not because she's a celebrity celebrity in that she's a world famous pop star, but because she's a local celebrity at that joint specifically because she beat some eating challenge the restaurant hosts in record time

(huntrix had an extra day in between the dallas and houston stops and zoey wanted to try ✨️ authentic✨️ texas bbq and went down a rabbit hole on reddit rumira tagged along because they're all codependent like that)

a random huntrix fan stumbles upon the joint one day while just going about their day, trying some place new for dinner and then-

fan: is that RUMI FROM HUNTRIX??? on your wall??

[there's a huge framed photo of rumi in casual clothing, a plastic tiara, and a bib, posing with a spare rib next to her face and the biggest 😀 smile. the caption reads PRINCESS OF PORK in blinding gold, all caps]

waitress: idk what huntrix is but yeah that's rumi alright she's famous around here for setting the record for the 7lb bbq platter challenge, 10 minutes faster than the next winner how do you know her?

fan: she's a world famous pop star??

tf did they put in these tonics