give em the ol' razzle dazzle

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

one detail i think is important to point out: if you look at the video frame by frame, you will see that his pants come off

*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inherently selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.

You ever just realized how lucky you are that you did that weird thing that led to you being friends with the people you are friends with?

“cat named Lyova. not giving him away, just bragging”