"what the fuck is your problem?" (compliment)

"are you sick in the head or something?" (flirtatious)

"fucking freak" (affectionate)

they should invent winter for me where the sun does not set until 9 pm

Ur mysterious dream girl is pulling on a push door

“yeah no” is my favorite combo

being in ur 20s is like what 2 songs am i listening to on repeat tonight

i will never elaborate because i don’t even understand what i just said

It's just me and this song ive replayed 200 times against the world

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

the legality of parodies is so funny. if you take a bit from someones work without their permission its illegal UNLESS you make fun of them

I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.

My ancestors, watching me stuff my face with fried chicken while studying: She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar. WE MADE IT

She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar

this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

pets sigh so dramatically for little creatures that have nothing to do all day

Quarantine has taught me that I also sigh dramatically when I have nothing to do all day

Kind of miss all the people that I know this way on my train to work 🥺 haven’t seen them in 6 months