That's Loltastic

You need to chill, Craig.

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

Living in New Zealand here. I’ll take one for the team and save you time.

i know there are daddy doms, but are grand-daddy doms a thing?

if ur a good girl for grandpappy, you can have a werther’s original

Burn this whole post

Drinking

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

wtf america why do you sell raw cookie dough

So you can bake cookies?????

that’s not baking. that’s lazy.

Fuck this post it isn’t funny.

Agreed, this post is a pile of steaming excrement with extra circling flies

this post is funny as fuck.

this is me

why the fuck does every on here love her all of a sudden? fuck I hate this website

the prototype is complete

Sometimes the otter mating dance will go horrible wrong resulting in them hitting their potential mate.

You really released this to the world with nails like that?

by panic! at the disco

Man……

This picture tho?!???! Why?!?! Y’all know wtf y’all doing -___- this should be fucking illegal.

FUCKING DISGUSTING. :(

The media ain’t shit smh

FUCKTHEMFUCKTHEMFUCKTHEM HE WAS FUCKING 10 YEARS OLD.

Congrats on making actual fucking lava

Sick