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one thing europe has that the US lacks is when you go in the kebab shop and they got shiny sweaty young hairy guys that are jacked and chubby working in there and you and you start 3d visualizing sucking dick in your head but you just gotta order normally and get out of there

someone help me find that image of 4 cats being held up in front of a brightly coloured background. the cats look calm being held but each have their own personality

you should be allowed to not pay rent if you want

Zionists lost the kick-the-ball world tournament today. Thank you Spain.

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

I just don't think we ever wrapped up the Clown Sightings of 2016 in a satisfactory way.

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

Sometimes teasing is way hotter