Business of Robins

I used to block people who called Pangur ugly, until she reached about 8 years old, and then I was like yeah okay I see it now

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

(ogre crossbowman) me going to use bone bolts after run out of poison ones and then me definitely going to rout

i didnt want them to get scooby doxxed

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

its not even funny how much id like to have been birthed by her originally instad of how i am now

she looks like a teacher i used to have a crush on in middle school lol thats really a coincidence

do you think it feels nice to roll a quarter down her... breasts

the male penguins are so lucky just to stand near her

god's wife of amun

rare type of woman... butler, fetch the viagra

can she feel all the emotions i feel maybe more

I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people