ten percent too british

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

I'm turning 27 in a few months and yep.

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

sincerest apologies to anyone who has ever spoken to me on here

every time i see a woman i’m like good for her. coolest girl alive

this was meant to say every time i see a woman riding a skateboard but also yes

hey i noticed your vibe was off for .5 seconds, was it something i did?

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore