BT's Bungling Blog

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

The dog has one of the Great Old Ones reassuring him with pats and treats tho. If the King in Yellow had played with u and fed u for ur entire life and let you sleep in his berth of unspeakable blackness at night, and then hugged you reassuringly when Cthulhu rose from the depths, you might be able to handle it better too

oh that’s a prompt

those fish guys at innsmoth were domesticated

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I'm not crying you're crying

We’ll probably all be blogging about Sherlock season 4.

maybe

7/22/2013

one marginalized group nobody every talks about is people who are always right. its literally so hard for us

Op you literally think your balls are female

>lacking the rare and powerful female balls

I asked my (23M, human) orc gf (25F, orc) to stop deadlifting my family members when she comes over for the holidays because it makes me looks small and weak, and now she and the rest of her clan keep forcing me to run laps and lift whole roasted hogs when I visit for orc holidays. AITA?

YTA. orcs like showing their affection through feats of strength. She wasn't trying to make you look weak, she was trying to show how strong your love was.

And you're also misreading their reaction. You were rude to ask her to stop, but her and her clan are very graciously addressing your concern about your lack of strength by taking on the task of training you.

Even in alternate worlds, the trend of loser redditors who can't appreciate their awesome girlfriends continues

rb to explode

the radical left will try to convince you that you can't impregnate your cis boyfriend; these are lies and slander being spread to undermine our great democracy

there must be a better place you could be doing that

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

“FMA is bad because it portrays war criminals as sympathetic, likable people” bro that’s the point. That’s the whole point. That is THE point. Did you think Ethnic Cleanser is some kind of special category of person that gets separated away from all the Good People at birth? Did you think there’s some kind of barn full of Genocide Doers that only gets deployed into the general public during world wars? Did you think assholes who do terrible shit in real life are never charming or likable or capable of doing good things and helping people? One of the best parts of FMA is how we the audience realize that some of our core protags have made irredeemable choices, and we have to reckon with the fact that they’re still people, with the unalienable rights and qualities thereof. Sorry if the Problematics aren’t constantly wearing a dunce cap and a list of all their crimes and this makes the media incomprehensible to you