bro, it's the duality

one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

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number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

accidentally sent a friend 1kg of starch for her birthday

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

It’s back on my dash. 😂

It is perfect.

This counts as fan art

one thing I wish people understood about tumblr posts is that they are not confession booths. if you see a post calling attention to the fact some behaviour patterns may actually be racist or misogynistic or transphobic or anything else you don't actually have to go into op's replies or tags to tell them You Personally have this patterns for detailed unproblematic reasons. I can't speak for the op of every post obviously but the point is likely to make people look at themselves critically and think about why they do the things they do. and if you're capable of introspection and understand that a post does not apply to you, the correct thing is to move on. you are just not its target audience

look, if you want to play the priest you shouldn't be surprised when people respond in kind

it's actually incredible how you can write a post about a specific type of person and then they show right on your doorstep to annoyingly remind you why you wrote the post in the first place

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)