Dattebayo!

we kill the bat man

the day is gonna end anyway and your warm bed will be waiting so you might as well do the hard things and not let them ruin your day

this is unironically how I push myself to do everything I dread

addicted to overanalyzing music and applying it to my ocs

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

omg did you seriously invite the torturer 😐

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice