the crack machine

my tiniest klance art yet :) thanks for the idea!

I retouched this old drawing I made a while ago (I fixed the wonky architecture and changed Minato's hair) and added the background the original pencil drawing had.

*nsfw headcanons below*

Kakashi gets insanely intense heats due to using max strength suppressants his damn whole life (he was especially popping those pills like candy during his anbu days).

Obito, being the dedicated stalker that he is, knows full and well that Kakashi gets intense heats.

Using his kamui powers, Obito will purposely switch out Kakashi's omega suppressant pills with placebos right before Kakashi goes outside of the village for a mission. Obito then proceeds to stalk him until the inevitable melt down.

During his mission, Kakashi can feel his heat getting worse. He anxiously checks the pills he's using (they look exactly like the pills he always uses, being outside of the village he can't just go ask the village pharmacist). Popping two more pills, he hopes and prays they finally work.

Obito takes great pleasure watching Kakashi anxiously fuss over the pills not working. Kakashi's heat becomes so intense that he is forced to stop in the middle of the forest to pleasure himself.

With Kakashi's sweet omega pheromones in the air, Obito can't stop himself from releasing his cock as he watches Kakashi feverishly pleasure himself on the forest floor. As Kakashi stuffs a fourth finger in his desperate hole, Obito can hear Kakashi's frustrated whimpers, his fingers are not enough. Omega slick starts to trail down his legs and on to the forest floor as he continues to franticly pleasure himself, losing himself in his heat and moaning for an alpha to fill him up.

It takes all of Obitos willpower to stop himself from ravishing Kakashi then and there. Obito frantically pumps his cock as he watches the passionate display in front of him.

MBTI has been proven completely ineffective at predicting anyone’s success at a particular job, and half the people who take it twice will get different results. Reputable psychologists do not recognize it, and the company that owns the rights to it uses it to scam people. People don’t adhere to strict binaries in basically anything. Very few people are going to be exclusively introverted or extroverted. It’s just astrology repackaged as pseudoscience. Shockingly enough, you can’t boil the complexity of the human experience down to a dozen Types of Guy.

The concept of IQ is flawed from the start— “intelligence” is an abstract concept that encompasses many different skills, from social intelligence to emotional intelligence to the very narrow kind of problem solving intelligence IQ tests generally measure for. It cannot predict how fast you learn, how much you know, or how logical and well read you are. It mostly measures how good you are at solving puzzles. Coincidentally, it’s also a pretty good predictor of income and education level, take a guess why. Most people’s IQ will change throughout their lives, because it’s inconsistent bullshit we’ve only held onto this long because we’re still kinda hoping we can breed the ubermensch. IQ tests and the way they attempt to categorize people are explicitly eugenicist and racist.

BMI was developed by a man known as the grandfather of eugenics, who first of all was a mathematician, not a doctor, and second never intended the formula to be used to categorize individuals. It’s intended to give a rough estimate of obesity in populations, and it’s not even good at that. It hangs around because of fatphobia and insurance companies who want it as an excuse to charge fat people more.

The study which determined people’s prefrontal cortex was still developing at 25… stopped measuring at 25. Evidence suggests your brain probably never stops developing. Stop infantilizing grown adults. This is a branch off from the larger mess of misinformation surrounding fMRIs.

some wolf and bunny mating (❁´◡`❁)

Oh, and may I please ask for an angel and demon kakashi and obito? Each can be whichever you like, but I think the two would look so cute/hot/everything in that dynamic!^^

Thank you!!!! Thats so sweet, I dont even have words to show how much I appreciate your nice words,,, <3

So instead, here ya go with angel and demon obkk! I went with the good omens versions, since the vibe of black and white wings is very cooking (can you tell im horrible with words,,)