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u know the statistics. 99% of overexplainers stop clarifying right before they find the perfect way to say something that will make everyone understand them and even like them a lot. which is why i can't give up.

ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

thanks for being nice to me. in return i will die for you and never leave your side and go grocery shopping with you.

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

morshed potater

ummm hi do u remember me? we were two bacterias in the acidic springs of ethiopia and we were friends

lollll dude have you seriously not realized that all things are delicately interconnected yet? at your age?

don't trust anyone who eats delectable morsels

how come every day lasts ten years but every week lasts 3 seconds but every month lasts either two days or an eternity and then it's a new year and now it's November

there is no justice in this world for girls who don’t want to get up but have to