Professional failgirl

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny

everyday i mourn that my parents did not make me study five languages during my critical window of language acquisition (2 to 7 years)

I think they should make the boner pills in pink instead of blue just to see if cishet men can handle it

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

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Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

Nothing is more important than girls kissing

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

Notice how Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet about Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham? Curious.