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shane is really good at poker that it’s like a thing where every off the books team bonding hang they play poker and the metros are always in awe at how shane wins every time and word gets around the nhl players and eventually when shane gets to the centaurs and he’s well settled in and happy with his husband they have a team bonding and it gets brought up about the rumour of hollzy being a shark at poker and so they all start playing and ilya doesn’t play but watches and loves the confidence and careful but cocky attitude of shane and insert image into your brain of drunk centaur players perched around a table with captain ilya rozanov sitting in shane hollanders lap and shane has his arms around ilyas waist with both hands clutching his cards and he’s relaxed and looks like a fucking mobster king with his trophy wife husband sitting on his lap as he bets his rolex without a second thought

jacob is sitting in front of a huge canvas right now with a charcoal pencil in his fist trying to figure out how to make the ottawa centaurs logo look like it's performing autofellatio

i love when certain very specific things just gets accepted in fandom as if they’re actually canon and everyone just agrees that yes ilya is addicted to phone games and he spends too much money on candy crush and cliff marleau is a little bit bisexual (or ilya-sexual) and very unaware of it and also the biggest himbo you’ll ever meet and of course shane invents sex acts out of his own beautiful mind

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

steddie being Platonic Besties. steve gets it in his head that he needs to learn how to braid hair for his next gf and eddie is clearly the perfect model for him to practice on (steve refuses to admit that he just wants an excuse to touch those pretty pretty curls that he can't stop noticing lately). eddie, who's been secretly in love with his straight boy best friend for ages now, is suddenly in a whirlwind of heaven-hell where everytime they hang out, eddie ends up sitting on the floor in between steve's legs while steve plays with his hair. it only takes a couple attempts before "learning to braid hair" turns into massaging eddie's head and playing with his curls and steve gently scratching his short nails along eddie's scalp. eddie manages it for a few weeks until one night he's had one too many beers and a couple too many tokes and finds himself melting into steve and moaning softly as the man pets his hair. he doesn't even realize he's pitching a tent until steve laughs, soft and equally as cross-faded, and mumbles "want me to take care of that too after i'm done with your hair?"

something totally normal to have memorized off the top of your head, baby girl

shane gets shane free use for his birthday and ilya also gets shane free use for his birthday

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