Stressed And Not That Well Dressed

“Do it afraid” I do everything that way! I’d like to do it normal for once thanks!

i’m gently cupping every woman’s face when I say this: there are things far worse than being single at any age

do not let your loneliness convince you that indifference or someone who is constantly hot + cold is better than being alone. being misunderstood or unappreciated is a loneliness of its own

I do not agree with veganism as a moral standard. If it is your personal moral stance, that is fine. If you think humans eating meat is inherently immoral, I don’t want to deal with you, you’re hopeless. Vegan ideology behaves more like a sect of evangelical Christianity than a dietary choice.

Veganism is better for the environment, but claiming that it's a morally superior choice ignores cultural and economic factors that make people eat animal products.

It is not inherently better for the environment. That is the thing. When you begin trying to explain that local, sustainably sourced animal protein is better for the environment than imported plant proteins that are farmed 3,500 miles away using slave labor, they start tuning you out. Down is better for the environment than polyester stuffing, leather is better for the environment than pleather. We should work on making animal agricultural practices more sustainable instead of trying to shame everyone into eating plant products that are also farmed unethically and unsustainably.

Sorry boss I can't focus at work today. Yeah I found a new tv show. Yeah it could last anywhere from a week to several years.

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

saturdays last for about 7 hours and sundays last for about 3 and a half. use this time wisely before you’re swept back into the consecutive weekdays that are all 37 hours each

honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water

fundraiser for forks high school where they have a dunk tank with influential members of the town and billy goes up to carlisle’s dunk tank and throws the ball perfectly 20 times in a row before jacob begs him to stop “you’re embarrassing me, dad!” and billy throws one more ball then leaves

dnc: the president just ratified the "kill all minorities with rabid mongooses" law but do not worry, our loyal democratic voters, we are working on a clapback so powerful it could get almost 300 likes on instagram. please donate

"not all men" you're right. Ri Jeong Hyeok, North Korean military captain extraordinaire, would never do this to me.

having used tumblr as a teenager is a vaccination against using tiktok today

i realize you’re probably half-joking but legitimately having this level of control over what i see on my dash and not having the popularity of my posts determined by The Algorithm makes using tiktok feel like my body is fighting a Disease

always so embarassing when u have the most emotionally explosive night ever & are convinced ur just turning into the joker And then the next day ur period starts. Like nvm

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait