royalarmyjester

// GHOSTSOAP x sailor song! (🔊 ON ) // suggestive imagery ⚠⚠⚠ individual panels:

I figured it'd be safe to upload this here |･ω･)

(please do not re-upload this anywhere, it's Tumblr exclusive for a reason)

What about König who’s heart flutters every time he even thinks about you, not able to believe that someone like you would want someone like him?

What about gentle giant König who is so scared of hurting you, that his touch is so gentle and soft, as if he’s touching and admiring you like a piece of porcelain artwork?

like no joke- i have long ass hair and it’s just everywhere. you’re never safe from the long hairs in my home

Not a problem for him (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ 👌

This ask has been on my drafts for a while now but I finally got to finishing it! Hope you like this little comic!

Home (is where the heart is) - pt. 2/2 ❣

Bonus: Taxpayer Dollars lore

Simon who trips and falls after getting his feet caught in his trousers. Simon who fumbles his words as he tries to dirty talk, because you just feel so damn good he can't think straight. Simon whose sweat drips and stings your eyes as he holds himself above you. Simon who attempts to keep a straight face after one of you makes a fart noise, but then he breaks, which makes you break, and then you're both just dissolving into a fit of laughter. Simon who accidentally elbows you in the head as you're changing positions. Simon who misses your lips as he tries to kiss you in the dark, catching the tip of your nose instead. Simon whose voice cracks super loudly in the middle of a moan. Simon who forgot to lock the cat out of the room, and now she's jumping on the bed with you. Simon who has to pause and take five minutes after he gets a bad cramp in his leg. Simon who grins and chuckles to himself as he cums, biting his lip as he's overwhelmed by a feeling of bliss.

Simon who trips and falls after getting his feet caught in his trousers. Simon who fumbles his words as he tries to dirty talk, because you just feel so damn good he can't think straight. Simon whose sweat drips and stings your eyes as he holds himself above you. Simon who attempts to keep a straight face after one of you makes a fart noise, but then he breaks, which makes you break, and then you're both just dissolving into a fit of laughter. Simon who accidentally elbows you in the head as you're changing positions. Simon who misses your lips as he tries to kiss you in the dark, catching the tip of your nose instead. Simon whose voice cracks super loudly in the middle of a moan. Simon who forgot to lock the cat out of the room, and now she's jumping on the bed with you. Simon who has to pause and take five minutes after he gets a bad cramp in his leg. Simon who grins and chuckles to himself as he cums, biting his lip as he's overwhelmed by a feeling of bliss.