Highly Susceptible to Cuteness Aggression

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet

being a masochist is literally so funny. im like "man i feel like absolute shit. yk what would help? Being Hit Real Hard"

When racecars are all bundled up into a huge group while moving it gives me the same feeling as seeing lots of salmon or eels travelling up/downstream.

Racecars are a kind of fish 🐟

I take a puff and then look at the chimpanzee I am supposed to be taking care of. with my enhanced empathy I know he badly wants a little bit. he does the universal primate gesture for give here. I hand him the joint, he carefully disassembles me like a lego house

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

Feel Cold Yet ?

It is incredibly telling that there isnt a massive anti-oneyplays fandom despite Smiling Friends being an equally popular show among tumblr queers and those guys actually doing everything gooseworx has been accused of and more "She joked about being the next Shadman!" wow that's crazy. Chris O'Neil housed Shadman and actively defended all the vile shit he did on twitter, including lolicon of real actual children. Why is nobody talking about this. Where is the anti oneyplays fan club. Or anti GameGrumps. Or (and this is a hot one) anti Dropout. Why is there only a hate club for the tranny. Why are the hate clubs only ever for the trannies? But of course, "DNI if you make it about her being trans, thats totally not why she became our target"

It only occurs to me now Lex sleeping with Rouge is much funnier if you take into consideration his lifelong vocal hatred of aliens