Tenille Sans The Captain

If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.

You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.

Y’know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadn’t been invented yet. There’s no shame in valuing your spinal health.

The fact that they’re secure enough to admit that they’re better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect. 

their relationship was just right

Me: *sees a cute guy* Me: *imagines what he would look like if he put on thirty pounds* Me: Yes, good.

Literally the best post I’ve ever seen

@wolfthedragon

looks appeeling

some boys be out here dismantling toxic masculinity one tiktok at a time

This is what ‘boys will be boys’ should mean

…My scalp….