⋆life is stupid, do whatever⋆

Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?

Hey hey hey HEY

He’s not playing with it

Shout out to that one Disney short they made in 1995 to play in front of A Goofy Movie by the French Disney team which directly parodied The Exorcist because early 90s Disney just did whatever the fuck they wanted

hey. hey what

Oh some of you didn't know about this, huh?

For some reason this post is picking up speed so before it goes completely off the rails I want to let you guys know this short has merch

can i use you as a substitute for forming my own opinions

Sometimes there are memes that are so important to the culture of this site that you would swear they started in 2014 or something but you look it up and its like

The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.

it’s just Mass Effect