⋆life is stupid, do whatever⋆

all those posts about being vulnerable are just trying to trick me to come out there so a bird can swoop down & eat me

fujoing out so hard you make forever friends

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring

There are no ducks in this post.

The chugging of a sacred beer

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

by Minyoung Kim

one sup of this will have you demanding the news