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if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

Ireland is the only country in Europe

Artist

i am strange and i look like a peppermint. is that ok .

i love the concept of sleeveless turtlenecks. suns out guns out. except. it is a little bit chilly. my neck is a little bit chilly

You know those exist primarily to hide hickeys, right?

u linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,

i was expecting a source into the history of sleeveless turtlenecks and the involvement of hickeys in their origin but u just linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,,,,,

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Electric cars sound like they are powered by lost souls

its fucked that they get to use music in commercials. that my fucking wife

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