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Having a crush is just like I guess it's time to be crazy for a while

fandom wide mandate that everyone has to re-watch the source material in steady intervals to minimize intense fandomization of tropes and characterizations that happens when people go without new source material for too long

#like renewing a license to practice every few years

love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”

My doctor did that for me once. I had to get an expensive brain scan and she was like ‘do you smoke?’ and I was like ‘no’ and she was like “well that’s a pity because the government will pay for this expensive brain scan if you had been a smoker so - do you smoke?” 🤣🤣🤣 I was like ‘yes’ and she’s like ‘oh wow then this scan will be free’

"Not having a carrd is a red flag!" No a red flag is you thinking you're entitled to a little pamphlet full of someone else's information.

Everyone saying something like "Yeah you just need to put [x] in your bio!" is missing the point.

This is the internet privacy version of the “yeah makeup culture is terrible...all you really need is foundation, mascara, and concealer and you look totally natural!” post

it’s him…… the Grey Earl…………..

why are you as. a man haunted by anotherman

No Cops At Pride Only Gritty

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

I love that man with all of my heart

i hope this guy got that kiss

love adding -ed to the dumbest shit. love unnecessarily conjugating verbs. poppedcorn. oranged juice. that corn? popped. the juice? it’s been oranged

[wakes up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night] ………………….cheesed burger

explained the concept of neo-pronouns to my granny today and her thoughts were “aww thats so sweet its like everybody gets a little nickname that they like!” i love you i love you i love you