~stay golden, fuckboy~

before and after you told them they were beautiful

}why did they ever do that to the cowboy one look at him he is the epitome of majesty and charisma I’d trust this sheriff with my life{

one of them isn’t even a cat

thank you for come to brazil

🤔 interesting question …

Some may think this is cruel. But without regular culling, zucchini herds will rapidly overpopulate, outcompeting other vegetables and becoming a danger to humans, whose cars and doorsteps will be rapidly overrun.

Every day I discover forms of art I could not have concieved of before, and suddenly I am in awe of being alive.

they call it the nuclear family because if you dont evacuate in time

$115/775

$140/775 !!!

$215/775

Constantly repeating to myself “you are not broken you are young and learning how to live” during everything I do everywhere I go all the time

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

Everyone laughs at the dumb ignorant parents who act like their children will suddenly turn gay if they see two dads holding hands, but the truth is a lot of them know their kid might just be gay already. What they wish they could do is just hide the concept from them so they never realize it and force themselves into unhappy straight relationships at least long enough to make grandchildren.