Here come the side effects

Älkää väittäkö etteikö meillä oltais joustavia. Sekä pet play kink -ihmiset että koneeksi muuttumisesta haaveilevat on huomioitu.

I put the kusi in makusiirappi

Sain potkut kahvilasta :(

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

no, i think its talking about the guy who tries to beat sonic hedgehog

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

Why are they in Hell

because if you have sex you will die and go to hell

This bird experiences a world that we can barely interperet

Off brand, but also Naimy would 10000000% be anti aye eye slop so you know what on brand af

protip: adding peas to your rice adds peas to the rice, providing a significant boost to the number of peas in the rice

I've been enjoying this new habit of replacing Sunday morning doomscrolling with just clicking through links on Wikipedia. I looked at lots of niche dog breeds last week and now I'm learning about rubiks cube variations. I retain almost none of this information - I'm just scrolling and clicking and occasionally going ooooh - but that's basically all I'd be doing on instagram too except it would make me angrier and more depressed. Highly recommend this. Start from a random article and see where you get.