real life vampire

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

2005 was almost 10 years ago. put your fingwrs in your ass

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

is it okay for a man to have a bob..........

also are we sure that's a man. there could be estrogen in the chocolate (imagines willy wonka as a beautiful and frightening woman) you know I think I could forgive anyone for turning a child blue and spherical

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post