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Sometimes we'll check in on a friend we've not heard from in a while and discover they've independently developed the same kinks as us. And we think that's pretty cool. Good for them.

Also hi everyone. We promise we're alive still. Working out and working a job has killed all our free time so we don't post any more. Hope you're all well.

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all

The key to opsec is Assume your shit's already compromised

D.B. Cooper sketch hat maybe not the best choice for the airport

Airports should lean into the D.B. Cooper thing. They should sell those hats, and mugs and posters, and shirts with parachute packs printed on the back. Lookalikes sneaking around the terminal that kids can apprehend for a D.B. Cooper keychain

@localairport

Waaay ahead of you. We sell parachutes.

Many years ago, we bought a shirt from the airport that Dan Cooper took off out of since we thought it was cute. What we /didn't/ realise is that it turned out to have the FBI sketch of him on the back of it. 10/10 one of our favourite shirts to wear to the airport now

thoughtbthis meant they were predators to them

a massive cloud of paper airplanes descending upon a 747 and when they disperse all that’s left is a massive airliner skeleton picked perfectly clean of all flesh

@localairport

Yeah thats why planes sleep in hangars.

Terminal 1 now features a petting zoo area, where guests may directly interact with a real Boeing 737-200.

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

Make sure to boycott all local shows and bands btw

You can't be punk if you listen to music

You can't be punk

It's just not possible

Guys if we can go back to meowing on 121.5 please.

Bouncing on it [the runway] while screaming [on 121.5] due to a failure [me]