Ekaterin!

always feeling like i suck at being human!

on a road trip with my gf and driving through the desert with no one else around when she pulls over to the side of the road and says "give me a blowjob or i'll leave you here." There's no other cars on the road, no shade or shelter in eyesight, leaving me here could very well be a death sentence. I love giving blowjobs, she knows that. She knows i would've done it anyway, that there's no need for the threat. and sure, on some level, I know she would never actually leave me for dead, though she might kick me out and drive off, leaving for just long enough to make me start to panic that she's really not comming back before she does. but something about the threat... something about the reality of the situation, the fact that no one knows where i am, that no one drives this old highway, that no one would save me, and that i'm far too far from anyone else to save myself.....

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

ime not evwn egxageriating when i say this, i really like driving with a pretty girl in my passenger seat and she kisses me at red lighys and she types out tumblr posts as i dictate them to her