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Fic masterlist!
B/G/3:
A Little Fun to Feel Better. Illness & feather inducing, 3k. T/av calls A/star/ion out during their nightly bite regarding him hiding a cold, but things heat up once he starts sneezing and realizes that T/av is into it. A little sub/dom play and blood drinking.
Winter Warmth. Illness, 5.5k. A/star/ion catches a bad cold out in the winter snow. Kar/lach, L/ae’z/el, and Ast/arion’s partner T/av bundle him up and take him to a warm inn.
Go/od O/me/ns:
A Demon’s Experiments. Illness, 2k. Crow/ley catches cold from being out in the winter snow, and A/zir/aph/ale has a snz kink. (The fic says 1/? but this one’s dead, sorry lmao.)
Haz/bin Ho/tel:
Collateral Damage (3/5). Illness, inducing, contagion, kink!V/al. V/ox fights Alas/tor despite having a bad cold and spreads it, but a slash through his gills lingers and makes sneezing and coughing painful. V/al caretakes. Alas/tor and the other V/ees will be sick in later parts. Part 1 (5.2k). Part 2 (4.7k). Part 3 (8.9k). Part 4 (13k ✨NEW!✨).
Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions. Dog allergy, 12.4k. Ch/ar/lie surprises the hotel (including Lu/ci/fer!) with therapy dogs as a reward, Si/r Pen/ti/ous and A/la/stor are allergic, many shenanigans ensue.
Needy. Illness, inducing, contagion, kink!char, 5k. V/al is sick with the flu and is extremely clingy with V/ox, who happens to have a snz kink. V/ox tries to balance taking care of his lover with trying to avoid getting sick because, as always, he has work to do. Mixture of fluff and spice.
He/ll/uva B/oss:
A Captive Audience of One. Feathers (including inducing), 7.7k. S/trike/r kidnaps Sto/las again during molting season, and the loose feathers sent into the air during their little horseback ride to his lair really gets to his poor, touch-sensitive nose. Sto/las is a snarky, teasing bitch about it.
Bless You, Idiot. Induced chhinkni, 1k. Sto/las tries to surprise kink!Bli/tz by inducing with chhinkni just before he comes over, but wayyyy overdoes it and is an absolute mess.
Heavy Is the Head that Wore the Crown. Illness and a little inducing (feathers and touch), 11.3k. Sto/las wakes up sick the morning after Mas/ter/mind. Bli/tz takes care of him very attentively and lovingly. Fluff and a little angst over Sto/las’s current situation ensue.
In Sickness and in Hell. Illness, 10.7k. Sto/las is sick and pitiful on a full moon. Bli/tz teases him and caretakes.
Sweet. Illness, 3.4k. Established relationship Sto/li/tz fluff. Sto/las is very clingy with a bad case of the flu and a high fever. Soft kink!Bli/tz takes care of him and gives his poor birdie plenty of sappy affection.
Le/ag/ue of Leg/ends:
One B/reath and B/rush at a Time. Illness & paintbrush inducing, 3k. H/we/i, our resident angsty artist, is sick and miserable all alone in his art studio, stubbornly trying to finish his current work.
W/h/it/e Co/llar:
What Safe Feels Like. Collab with @softblesses! Illness, 20k total separated into four parts. N/eal tries to hide the illness he’s coming down with, fails, and gets taken back to the B/ur/k/es’ house like a sad wet cat for extremely sweet caretaking. Part 1 (5k).
My OCs:
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Those You Hold Dear. Dust & feather inducing, 3k. Dorian tries to ignore that the dust of a magical tome he’s studying is getting to him. Iofrith, his fey patron who’s not very familiar with mortals, is curious and a little concerned.
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Hi, Effyyyy! 💜💜💜 For the 3 x 3 character asks, your beloved snake boi, Si/r Pen/tio/us from hit series Ha/z/bin Ho/tel? :3
yessssssss :p
under the cut bc long
3 things I like about him (how do i pick just 3 he's perfect he's The Guy Of All Time he's the Patron Saint of Good Bois he's a chaotic little gremlin bastard but also the sweetest of cinnamon rolls)
His aesthetic. I simply HAVE to respect the vision even if the vision is dorky as all fuck (and dear god is this snake man DORKY) and like. I do tend to be very much like "waow,,,, steampunk aesthetic is cool" so of course I have a soft spot for him in that regard. Also. Being a snake in hell and changing your name to be a wordplay on "serpent" is a power move actually. (ALSO also i want his gender. penny gimme the gender hand it over cmon)
goddddd his backstory made me actually get so sad and soggy over him because like 🥺 what do you meeeeaaannnnn he was a people watcher who didn't socialise for a long time and then right when he finally found people Shit Happened he's LITERALLY ME FR 🥺🥺🥺
He's so smart he was able to invent war machines and figure out a way to broadcast from Heaven but also so stupid he picked fights with powerful overlords like Al/astor for WHAT??!! BABES DON'TTTTTT 😔 ya daft bastard wtf
3 snz/adjacent headcanons
ohohohoHO >:33333
This man, in life and in BOTH afterlives, has the constitution of a wet paper bag. Pen/dle/ton is the poster boy for the phrase "sickly Victorian man". If that long gorgeous hair of his gets damp or he's been out in the cold for a while you can probably reliably count on him waking up sniffly and with a nagging sore throat, and that tendency only worsened when Hell stuck him with a cold-blooded body
Tends to lose his voice easily if he's sick or otherwise been sneezing a lot because I feel like his sneezes are quite high-pitched and harsh enough to snap him forwards at the waist. Also, tangientially related, but I feel like even in life he had something of a whispery voice going on, though not quite as distinctly raspy as in canon (we didn't get to hear him talk in the flashback,,,,,, cmonnnn i wanna hear the excited little sounds he makes when his inventions are going well i want him to be happy)
he is abso-fucking-lutely allergic to dust you cannot tell me otherwise. yes this IS bad when he probably doesn't dust as often as he ought to and almost definitely has a shelf of old books
Honourable mention because this ISN'T a headcanon, he is canonically allergic to most animals with fur (seriously watch season 2 episode 2 of hazbin, nothing Happens but he says it and when i tell you i had to very quietly scream) (if that's ever followed up on or we get canon snz from him in general i'll fucking lose it /pos)
3 snz/adjacent prompts or scenarios
oh this'll be GOOD
During his and Baxter's "oh my god they were roommates lab partners" era, Baxter, whether intentionally or accidentally, invents some kind of non-lethal bioweapon. Maybe some kind of chemical, or a particularly vicious strain of the common cold, but either way he's going to need a test subject. And he just so happens to live with one. And my dear darling snzfucker Sir Pentious is NORMAL ABOUT IT. (you can pry kink!Pen from my cold dead hands he's sooooo cute when he gets flustered)
He shows up sick to a battle with Alastor or Cherri (or maybe both are there at the same time if he's REALLY unlucky). Alastor would leave pretty quickly because he doesn't want to risk catching whatever Pen's clearly suffering from, MISS him with that shit. Cherri, though, might go a little easier on him given that he's so off his game the fight's hardly fun (and also she feels kinda bad for him). She might offer to call a truce, bring him home make him tea. I LOVE THEMMMMM 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Sick in Heaven somehow, he misses his friends and especially Cherri, and cries over them a little (more than a little). Shivering sobs turn into shuddering hitches which in turn become desperate, dizzying sneezing fits, and he just feels miserable
Snuff was a thing in the late nineteenth century when he was alive so uhhhh. Do with that information what you will.
(had to do one heaven specific one and one when he was alive because i love him in all his forms)
If you’d like, Con/nor from D:/B/H for the 3x3 asks? 👀💙 I love your takes on him!
in return for your (rosie’s) AMAZING 3x3 prompts for m/a/w/snz here, I offer up my own headcanons for our baby Con/nor below!!
3 Things I Like:
1. Connor has such a wholesome perspective to him (at least from my playthrough — I know if you make certain choices you can keep him strictly Android so he’s not so fluffy lol). As for my version of Connor, it’s not necessarily his naivety or innocence that I like, but the fact he’s so curious about life in general? It’s just so endearing how he navigates his identity, emotions, and relationships in-game…you can tell he’s really trying to learn and empathize with his insecurities.
2. I find Connor’s duality really intriguing too. The cold and grizzled detective (think Hank) is a delicious trope, but can also be interpreted as severely one-note or jaded if it isn’t done gracefully. With Connor, I really appreciate that D:BH balanced his character by presenting him as someone who can lock in and do really analytical work AND sass or cheer up his coworkers with a bunch of silly questions or comments about their hobbies/habits. Sometimes androids in media are made to feel strictly rigid (like a walking calculator with a superiority complex), so it’s really refreshing D:BH avoided some of that by giving players the option to uncover and develop Connor’s little quirks! It’s just so enticing (and rewarding) watching Connor grow and change!
3. Put simply: he likes dogs and he likes Hank. There is no cuter trio than those three working and living together <3
3 Snz-Headcanons + Blended Prompts:
1. I am OBSESSED with the idea that thunderstorms or static makes Connor sneeze. I just imagine that he’s sensitive to shocks or electricity, so replacing a light bulb or working through a thunderstorm sets him off (almost like an allergy)! He’d be sort of shy about it; like he thinks it’s embarrassing because it causes these little kitten fits that highjack his wiring, so sneezing is adjacent to being swiftly and repetitively “rebooted”? I think this would happen enough that eventually Hank would be able to predict when it’s going to storm ahead of time because Connor gets so sneezy. Hank is also mischievous enough he’d probably tease Connor by harmlessly “shocking” him on purpose for the sake of getting a reaction out of him…or use him as a “circuit-detector” because the closer Connor is to a malfunctioning wire/flickering light/loose plug/etc. the more he sneezes.
2. I imagine Connor gets fairly insecure over feeling too human and not human enough, so in turn he’d sort of switch how he behaves when he sneezes based on his present company? For example, if he’s around other androids he’s more apt to fight his sneezes, or avoid acknowledging them altogether when they do happen; whereas around humans he feels obligated to bless everyone, use proper etiquette, mimic good hygiene practices (even if it’s not necessary), etc. not just to feel normal, but to put others at ease that he’s “just like them”. ALSO blue blush around the cheeks, nose, eyes when he’s having a reaction?? Sooo cute I have to assume it’s canon.
3. Connor has photographic sneeze memory for sure. He knows everything that sets anyone off, keeps a track of their allergies, when they’re sick, how they sneeze and why, etc. I imagine this drives Hank crazy because he’ll sneeze and Connor will say something like: “Air quality is XYZ today” OR “that’s the sixth time you've sneezed in the last hour; may I suggest brushing Sumo to reduce airborne dander?” OR “you sneeze like that when you’re cold, should I grab you a jacket?” Obviously he’s just trying to be helpful, but he doesn’t really understand how that could also be embarrassing for some people + BONUS if Connor automatically records his close peers’ sneezes, so when Hank argues he can’t possibly tell the difference between a cold or allergies, Connor can go “erm, actually-!” and replay a sneeze, diagnosing the differences in sound, length, frequency, all that technical stuff. Obviously Hank would scold him for this, but he’d probably do it anyway (at least in Hank’s case because he just wants to look out for him) <3
Thank you for the ask (and letting me know my asks were previously disabled adhfdjkhkklh)!! This was so fun and creative! I can’t wait to read more of your own ideas rosie — your prompts and headcanons are genius! <3 <3
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Hiya! Tysm for the ask! 💜 (⚠️ cut for finale spoilers ahead and also length)
3 things I like about Jax: she’s lovely, isn’t she?
1. She’s so funny, honestly even with some of the more mean-spirited things lol e.g. I’m huge fan of “oh, cool! 0-0 I’m not a vegan anymore! [CHOMPS evil version. THRASHES AROUND.]”
2. Something about her voice is So Audio to my brain. I think it’s the way she sounds constantly smirky. Just the intonation of it makes the DVD logo hit all the corners of my brain in a row
3. I really, really like her backstory with Ribbit and Kaufmo. 🥺 The arc of seeing them become friends, the scene in Ribbit’s room, Jax shutting Ribbit out until she abstracts, Jax drifting away from Kaufmo until he abstracts—it’s emotionally devastating but also really interesting and compelling to me lol. And then in the finale, all three of them are a trio again as abstractions in the tank 😭😭
4. I love the character design of like she doesn’t really have an inside of her mouth, like her teeth aren’t actually 3D they’re just painted onto her head, for lack of the right term. It’s just the shape of her mouth moving around the base layer of her head. Kind of hard to phrase actually lmao but yeah!!
3 snz/adjacent hcs:
1. Does not bless anyone unless it’s done teasingly/mockingly lol. If she’s blessed by someone else, it’s often followed with a weary “ugh, shut up,” particularly if she’s sick and has been sneezing a lot (she’s tired and yeah yeah she heard you the first 20 times today). However, if she Doesn’t get blessed, she will occasionally be like, “What, no ‘bless you?’”
2. How do I put this, maybe her snz sounds like it’s through her teeth because it kind of is lol? And it’s not very loud but sounds wet, vocal, tensed, and a little harsh? “Y”s and “J”s in there? Maybe like, “uhh-huhh… hih’YKZSCHh! EHJZSH’hyeww! Ugh...” I could also see her playing up a more stereotypical cartoony vibe.
3. Hates admitting illness, allergies, or maybe even sensitivities. Weaknesses?? She doesn’t have Those! And she’s certainly not jumping to tell people them. She’s neverrrr tried to deny things to herself of any kind either. Tooootally wouldn’t do that with illnesses and allergies too.
3 snz/adjacent prompts or scenarios:
1. In the past, Jax getting sick and Ribbit taking care of her!! Maybe in more subtle/casual ways so as not to freak her out about being too vulnerable. More so just an “are you sure you’re feeling all right?” “Well, yeah, why wouldn’t I be? C’monnn, Ribbit, you worry too much! I’m the picture of hehhh… hehH-YDJZSH’hiew! Sndf, picture of health.” “Uh-huh. Sure. I’m completely convinced now… Bless you.” “Yeah, yeah, shut up… it’s nothing, all right?” “Hey, I’m not saying it’s ‘something.’ I’m just saying… I hear hot chocolate’s pretty nice on a sore throat. Now, totally unrelated to that fun fact, I’m going to go get some. You wanna join me?” “… Eh, why not?” “That’s what I like to hear!” There’s something kind of healing about feeling safe with Ribbit when a little vulnerable since Jax didn’t have that at home 😭😭
2. If one of the characters gets into a snz while hiding situation during an adventure, Jax causes problems on purpose LMAO. Or at least makes them Worse on purpose, e.g. oh nooo she accidentally bumped into some more items in this dusty closet what a shame, literally she knocks some shit over and goes “o o p s : )” (because she’s cringe (affectionate)) and then talks about how much dust is in the air now and y’know the other character probably shouldn’t think about that too much given how terribly allergic they are to it, etc.
3. In the past when Jax was newer to the Circus or up until like ep 7, she turns out to be awfully allergic to some flora/fauna that’s necessary to complete the adventure they’re on and is sort of everywhere. She tries to hide it/play it cool and somehow avoid it, buuut inevitably falls apart in front of the group (or just one person like Ribbit or Pomni!) with an absolutely record-breaking sneezing fit. And it’s Very obvious what’s been going on.
4. Jax is hiding that she’s been coming down with something today, and now she has to go on an adventure with old cast or main cast. She tries to play it off as just being in a worse mood (and thus should be left alone), staying quieter and further away from the group and giving glares to anyone who looks at her for half a second too long. Eventually, someone—Ribbit or Pomni?—realizes that no, she actually sounds kind of off and seems tired and oh, she’s sick, isn’t she? The adventure still needs to be concluded and attempts to express concern may be shot down, but they might get through to her at LEAST a little 🥺
Hiii, ofc!!! Ty for the ask! (Under cut for length + finale spoilers!)
3 things I like about Rag/atha from TAD/C:
1. She’s so sweet and caring and she just wants to be close with everyone. 🥺🥺🥺 I’m admittedly a sucker for characters that tend to be lonely or just really want to be friends/close with another character(s). She’s trying her best to help and keep a positive attitude and reach out to people and like awgh I love her 💙💙💙
2. I’m really fond of her character design!! She’s Very Shaped as a doll lol. I love the subtle fabric textures we can see on her. I like her lil mitten-shaped hands and. It sounds weird to say but. Her being full of stuffing rather than like bones and blood is fun in a way lmao?
3. I kind of really liked the backstory of her with Jax and Ribbit that we got in the finale like ooough the concept that promising Jax that she would never bring up their dead friend again is what ended THEIR friendship, even though it was at Jax’s request, because it meant she couldn’t be there for her 😭😭😭
4. Her complaint to Caine in ep 8 when they’re keeping him from Kinger is just like! Awgh. Girl you’ve been being actively tortured the last god knows how long and before that been trapped here for years and your deepest harshest thing to say to him is that he doesn’t try to put himself in your guys’ shoes or comfort anyone? The fact that that’s what’s most important to her is kind of 🥺
3 snz/adjacent hcs:
1. Could be fun/fitting to have her be prone to sympathetic sneezing
2. She’s bad at stifling and really tries to keep sneezing as quiet/Unobtrusive To Others as she can—e.g. tries to hold back if someone else is talking—but it doesn’t really make much difference. It’s not even loud, it’s average volume lol. Might sound like, “Heh-hih-ihhh? Hihhpt-tchiew! Ehh’heh…? Hah’IHKT-schiew! Oh, my gosh, sorry about that. I don’t even know where that came from.” Like maybe she’s on the hitchier side of things and has sort of a mixture of airy and vocal for snz? End of the snz is usually a little louder and higher pitched, almost melodic if that makes sense lmao?
3. If any of the others get sick, Ragatha tries to check in on them and take care of them as much as they’ll let her do. Post-finale, she makes them soup and tea 🥰 without being asked to at first, but then the others start asking for it when they’re sick because it just tastes so comforting whenever she makes it. However, this may also make her the one who’s sick most often of the group because she catches it while trying to take care of them. 🥺 Luckily, especially post-finale, her attentive caretaking is returned to her in full whenever she’s sick because You Always Do This For Us.
3 snz/adjacent prompts or scenarios:
1. Post-finale, everyone gets sick. It starts with Gangle, let’s say, because nothing about her screams Strong Immune System to me lmao. Zooble catches it. Then Kinger. Then Pomni. Then Caine, which is a surprise to everyone involved including him himself, but he’s left a little weaker after the finale, so he’s a little more susceptible to these things than he used to be. And all along Ragatha’s been doing her absolute best trying to take care of everyone and avoid getting sick because who’s going to take care of everyone if she gets sick too? 🥺 Like she feels like she shouldn’t get sick For The Sake Of Other People. Inevitably, though, she does, but by now a lot of the group is doing a solid amount better, so it switches over from Ragatha taking care of Everyone Else to Everyone Else taking care of Ragatha. And if she cries about that, that’s just the fever, of course. Also, I think this would also work as a Pomni prompt/scenario lol or even just both like. Ragatha and Pomni together against the world (illness all their friends are down with lmao).
2. A little angsty, but post-finale, Ragatha returns to the Snowy Summit with the support of Pomni or all the others to process what happened with Jax and Ribbit so long ago that was the tipping point for Ribbit abstracting. However, she ends up catching cold in the snowy mountaintops, and now she’s not only sad but sick and shivery. They warm her up and take her back to her room to get cozy under the blankets and rest, but they don’t leave her alone to do so given that it’s been an emotional day and she’s literally Miss Fear Of Abandonment so heyyy maybe stick around for a bit after reflecting on friends she lost. 1+ of them stays and talks with her, and if she gets sleepy, they stay and quietly draw or read or smth. The emotional healing she gets from the experience is still well worth the week of physical illness
3. At any point in the timeline, Ragatha gets sick and is just kind of absent for a while until 1+ other character finds her in her room—she just didn’t want to bother anyone or risk getting anyone else sick so she didn’t tell anyone and was just staying in her room alone 🥺 but the other(s) are like omg no you don’t have to do that?? And take care of her. I also really like the image of her with a fever and, with the lights off so she can rest, Kinger is lucid enough to tell her stories of some of the lighter things that happened before she joined.
4. Group cooking/baking goes a little wrong due to some spice getting to her (might be Jax’s doing if it’s pre-finale). It doesn’t help that the grains of the powder are caught in her fabric, including around her nose. Maybe she got some of it in her hair as well, so every time she sneezes, the movement of it kind of knocks more of it into the air for her. Some of this could also work for a dust scenario, maybe even snz while hiding during an adventure?
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I would love to know your thoughts on our babygirl clark kent from the m/y a/dventures series!
<3 sherbie
And I would love to give them!! :D ❤️❤️❤️ Ik you said you just started watching, so I’ll keep these spoiler free o7 but long so under a cut lol
3 things I like about Clark from MAwS:
1. He’s SO sweet and SO gentle. Strong enough to absolutely crush a bitch in one hand if he wanted, but he’s so so gentle and only does anything even remotely violent or aggressive to be defensive.
2. He’s sooooo easily flustered and sheepish and it’s so cute, especially since, again, Guy Who Could Kill Someone With His Left Pinky is? Sort of very vulnerable emotionally? 🥺 Gets hit by a train? No problem! Gets too close to his crush? PANIC. I really enjoy the dynamic he has with Lois where he’s actually genuinely mild-mannered (but brave of course!) and she’s very very bold and a little unhinged lol.
3. Speaking of which, character dynamics!! I love his dynamics with Lois and Jimmy! They make such a fun trio and he fills the roles of Main Character and Superman really well without overshadowing the others imo, which I think is a difficult balance to find.
4. Extra because some of the above might be kinda repetitive lol: I think his character design is Very Shaped! And as a character, he feels on the fresher side for Supermen for me
3 snz/adjacent hcs:
1. Obligated to say the trope of powers going haywire when sick/sneezing. Has some breath powers, and that’s Risky with a cold.
2. Some who don’t know him expect him to have a louder or harsher sneeze because he’s tall and muscular. Hear me out: softer snz and it’s kind of intentional, like how he’s intentionally really gentle when he’s Ridiculously Strong. He’s kind of made a habit of/trained himself to sneeze in softer half-stifles because he doesn’t want to draw attention to himself, and also it might help avoid powers going haywire. Might sound like “hihh’hehh… s-sorry, one s-sehhhc—hiht’tkxch-chiew! Huhh? Ihtkxt… -shiew! Ugh, excuse me, sorry, I-I didn’t mean to interrupt, um… What were you saying…?”
3. Very polite. Will bless others after every sneeze until it gets to A Lot and then he’ll flounder for a moment and when they’re done he’ll be like “… bl-bless you! That’s… gotta be some kind of record. Aaare you sure you’re all right?” with a slight chuckle. Apologizes/excuses himself before AND after sneezing if he can help it, even if it means hitching through it.
4. Usually sneezes once or twice at a time. Three means Something’s Up, and Jimmy knows that. In fact, if he wants to hide being sick or allergic to something, he might try to avoid that third one as much as possible because he knows Jimmy will clock him in an INSTANT.
5. Oh, someone mentioned offhandedly you were sick maybe recently?? Here, he’s shown up with homemade soup that’s a Kent family recipe. Do you need anything? How are you feeling?
6. Soggy, soggy, soggy wet puppy on the side of the street when feverish. Big sad wet puppy dog eyes. Needs hugs.
3 snz/adjacent prompts or scenarios:
1. Sneezing while hiding is soooooo up for grabs with this series, solo or with other characters. Investigating something and having to hide/be quiet in a dusty area or surrounded by some other irritant. He would be soooooo embarrassed about it if Lois and/or Jimmy are there lol.
2. Y’know what, I think snz kink!Lois could be very fun. GOD knows Clark would be down to indulge anything she wants, although this Could be dangerous with powers, which is a huge con for him and a huge pro for her lmaoo. She’s kind of a thrill-seeker, it could be fun. I think she’d also enjoy the thing of Extremely Strong Superhero losing control of himself not over Kryptonite but over… a flimsy fluffy little feather?
3. Allergic to some alien flora/fauna/people themselves is always an option for sure.
4. Jimmy gets sick. Clark brings him soup etc. and takes care of him. Lois tells Jimmy he’d better not get her sick because she’s busy following some lead or something. Guess which ambitious reporter gets sick because of Jimmy lmao. Clark takes care of both of them. Jimmy says Clark should be careful not to catch it (maybe even citing some previous time Clark caught someone’s cold/flu from trying to caretake), and Lois thinks that’s not a problem because he’s literally Superman and his Kryptonian physiology is probably like way different than theirs. Guess which Kryptonian gets sick lmao and somehow worse than the other two did actually??? The other two are feeling a bit better (Jimmy’s had a couple days and Lois gets hit hard but bounces back fast IF she is forced to rest), so they now take care of him. 🥰
m/uriel or a/zira/phale from g/ood om/ens? (either is fine, you don't have to do both if ya don't want to but i wanted to give ✨options✨)
~ Effy
Heyooo! Not out of left field dw, I love the lil angel shapes :3 I’ll put Mur/iel first since I think I’ll get more carried away with Z/ira
Muriel———
3 things I like about them:
1. They’re ADORABLE omfg my baby my baby my baby. They’re so sweet and they try so hard to do a good job. My little inspector constable 😭🥹 I LOVE an inhuman character who doesn’t know much human/Earth stuff. 2. I love their dynamics with Zira and Crowley!! Baby angel + much more worldly angel and fallen angel!! Hell yeah!!! 3. Honestly, their looks/outfits, including the demon disguise in season 3, like!! Very Shaped and also I kind of want their gender.
3 snz/adjacent hcs:
1. They ALWAYS bless people after they sneeze, no matter how many times it happens. Sometimes, they get a little too eager and bless them beforehand, which may or may not distract the person from actually sneezing. This is one of their favorite quirks with humans and blessing every snz makes them feel like they’re Doing A Good Job As An Angel And At Interacting With Humans. They bless themself too. They have blessed Crowley and it only made him snz more, so they blessed him again, and Aziraphale had to break the cycle.
2. Hitches are soft and it’s often two with the second higher in pitch. Their sneezes are on the quiet side and just sound ticklish, not harsh at all. Might sound like “hih-hih!… Ihht’shhiew! Oh, my, ble-hhess—hihdt’tschh! Mnguh, bless me.”
3. When they or someone else falls ill with a human cold/flu, they bounce back and forth between anxiously overthinking (because they don’t Know so?? Are they going to be okay?? They’re not going to suffer, right? 🥺) and super excited to learn more. They want to ask so many questions and check in with the sick person constantly and get Zira, Crowley, or an angelic higher-up’s advice on the matter.
3 snz/adjacent prompts or scenarios:
1. During season 2, Aziraphale or Crowley catch a cold. Muriel is over at the bookshop Inspecting and gets very curious about human illnesses, asking a million questions. The healthy one has to balance taking care of the sick one AND explaining things to Muriel and No No No Keep Your Distance Omg. The next day, the healthy one has caught it, bonus points if it’s because Muriel distracted them and being careful with contagion slipped their mind for a moment. Muriel is back and full of somehow more questions than the day before. The day after that, Muriel shows up again, sick with their cold and not sure what to do about it. Aziraphale and Crowley have to manage taking care of each other AND Muriel, who’s so new to this and needs explanations and reminders and reassurance that they’ll be okay and instructions, while also being sick themselves.
2. Muriel discovers they’re allergic to some Earth flora or fauna. At first, they assume that thing/animal just makes EVERYONE get all sniffly and sneezy, sort of like how spicy foods affect everyone. Then, when they’re corrected by Aziraphale and/or Crowley, they’re FASCINATED. Excited!! What do you mean this is a rare effect that they’re experiencing?? Well, that needs to be studied and taken notes on! (The others try to tell them it’s already well documented, but they don’t fully have the heart to try to spoil their fun.) If one wanted, one could kink!Muriel this.
3. Muriel wants to help with the bookshop and has been assigned a simple task that Jim had been doing: dusting. It does not go fully as planned. They don’t even really have dust in Heaven because it’s too perfect and immaculate. There’s a brief moment when Aziraphale or Crowley explains that it’s just their new corporeal form trying to rid itself of irritants in the air that Muriel gets concerned because wait what do you mean there’s??? Something dangerous in the air??? Should they not be breathing??? Corporeal forms NEED to breathe though right??? And they’re quickly reassured that it’s reeeeeally not that serious lol.
4. Bonus one that actually could be added onto any of the above arguably: Muriel gets curious about the corporeal reflex of sneezing and asks Aziraphale and/or Crowley for a list of what causes it. They then proceed to experiment with all those things and take notes on the results. If one wanted, could kink!Muriel.
Aziraphale———
3 things I like about him: his husband
1. DORKKKK FUCKING DORK LOSER DORK I wuv him. “I could entertain~! :D” LOOOSER cute cute loser dork nerd loser dork. Loves his own aesthetic way too much with his tartan and lil bow tie and bookshop and everything. 😭🤍 He takes such joy in a lot of things and I wuv him he goes “oH that was sCrUmPtIoUs” after eating what a huge dork
2. I love it when he’s a little bit bitchy lmao or when he has Very High Standards for things. It’s Ineffable! Look at the state of this coat! You’ve lost the child -> a child has been lost (and there was 0 fault on my part ofc). Changes Crowley’s car for the s2 trip because it’s prettyyyy.
3. It’s a REALLY good performance from Michael Sheen holy fuck. I LOVE when he goes 🥰 HE MAKES THAT E X A C T FACE. I love his lil mannerisms and the hands tucked behind his back. Lil face scrunches. The sadder parts hit so well like aughhhhhh the delivery of “go off… together…? 🥺” HAUNTS me
3 snz/adjacent hcs:
1. If he’s annoyed with Crowley and in a bitchy mood, he might “forget” that blessing him makes him sneeze lol.
2. Bundles 👏 UP 👏 when sick. Soft sweater, cardigan, blanket, he is WARM and COZY, bitch. Albeit sometimes he overshoots with that and regretfully has to take one of those things off because he’s sweating and it’s probably not good for that fever of his. But until he overshoots, he loves tea by the fireplace or reading curled up in bed.
3. Wants to believe that he’s too Ethereal to easily fall to human illnesses or even to be allergic/sensitive to anything on Earth. This has been disproven on several counts several times and Crowley is more than willing to remind him of that, but he still wants to believe that he’s at least 99.9% infallible to those things
4. When he’s sick, sometimes he asks Crowley to read to him because he’s so invested in this book, but he’s too tired and headachy to keep his eyes open.
3 snz/adjacent prompts or scenarios:
1. Aziraphale and Crowley go to an area of Earth that they haven’t been to in like hundreds or thousands of years. It turns out that Aziraphale is allergic to some flora that’s now there. He tries to deny for aforementioned Ethereal vibes, buuuut it’s obvious and Crowley is both teasing him for not wanting to admit it AND taking care of him a little (gets him away from the allergen, Don’t Touch Your Face, I can go get you meds, etc.)
2. Aziraphale brings Crowley to a baking/cooking class with him, maybe even making cinnamon rolls because he IS one. 🥰 There’s an Incident with the cinnamon or spice, aaand now Aziraphale is woefully distracted from the task at hand because he just can’t stop sneezing for the life of him. He’s embarrassed because it’s public, and Crowley’s just trying to help and subtly miracle him a handkerchief and the like. If there’s any potential for mishaps with angelic powers, then that’s an Ordeal.
3. Aziraphale has a busy day ahead of him, which is very unfortunate timing to come down with a bad cold/flu/etc that has him losing his voice or simply having too sore a throat to want to speak with. Miracles aren’t doing anything. So, he gets Crowley to tag along and basically play translator for him because he knows Aziraphale so damn well and also was given some written instructions (and if he strays from those instructions, Aziraphale holds them up and taps it repeatedly with his pen lmao). If anyone dares to be rude to his angel about being sick or just in general, Crowley moves from translator to guard dog and passive aggressively gets them to kindly fuck off thank you very much. Crowley also keeps an eye on him and takes care of him throughout the day and they eventually head home earlier than Aziraphale initially wanted to, but he’s just really tired and sick. Whenever Aziraphale tries to thank him for something he’s done, Crowley’s just like “[dismissive Crowley Sounds™️] I know, I know. Just… save your voice, angel.” Crowley also however has been teasing him about how because Zira can’t talk, this is the most peaceful day he’s had with him in millennia LMAOO.
Bean!! Hi, bean!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Oh, I GUESS if you insist, I can yap about my TV and deer shapes~ :D
Okay I rambled so long that this is ABSOLUTELY going under a cut lol but this is A/last/or and then V/ox:
Alastor———
3 things I like about him:
1. God, I love his stupid little radio filter. It’s so very Audio, and I love to see when he drops it or intensifies it in some way.
2. He’s so silly, your honor. He has WAYYYY too much fun with that stupid chair lmaoo. He loves his own aesthetic way too much. “Radio’s not dead, but it is ending this broadcast” DORKKK (affectionate)
3. His dynamics with other characters are SO fun!! I’m Unwell over his dynamic with Vox throughout the years, his dynamic with Charlie is really interesting and I’m excited to see where it goes, LOVE him with Rosie and I really hope they are/can be real friends now that his deal’s broken, obviously he’s amazing with Niffty, he’s super fun with Lucifer, he’s fun with Husk, he’s fun with Pentious, he’s fun with Angel, he’s fun with Vaggi, he’s fun with Carmilla—he just has really fun dynamics with Everyone and I love seeing him interact with them
3 snz/adjacent hcs:
1. Hates loud noises when sick. Everyone shut up. He has a headache. Leave him alone and be quiet. His big fwuffy ears are a bit sensitive.
2. It’s kinda funny to give him dog allergies due to how he died LMAOO like clearly Hell has a bit of a sense of humor with how his body ended up anyway, though he could’ve had them already anyway
3. Pissed off about congestion/a runny nose fucking up his diction. Rule #1 of being a radio host is to speak clearly lol and now his words are all muddled?? In a way that’s kinda pitiful?? Hates it.
3 snz/adjacent prompts or scenarios:
1. Alastor is sick and loses his voice. He is, to put it lightly, Not Very Pleased with that. He tries to hide it from everyone (hotel cast, Husk and/or Niffty in the past, Rosie at any point in the timeline, Vox in the past or present) for as long as possible and tries to fix it ASAP. Inevitably, someone finds out.
2. While he’s Vox’s prisoner in s2, he gets sick in some stupid way and it’s unintentionally Vox’s fault. E.g. Vox dunks him in SHOK.WAV’s tank (and barely pulls him out before SHOK chomps him because that is a FAST shark-dog-thing), Vox sets up a carnival style Dunk The Radio Demon dunk tank, takes him with him to do things around town while it’s raining and lets him get soaked in the rain (but sometimes/mostly IS holding an umbrella over the both of them because in my mind that’s like the smoothie date okay I feel like Vox would be 🥰 about sharing an umbrella with him), etc. Fluffy deer is left to air dry and catches cold. Proceeds to try to hide it but inevitably fails. Vox mocks him about it but also takes better care of him than Vox takes care of himself. Again like the smoothie date, Vox likes the sort of domesticity of taking care of him. Alternatively OR additionally, Vox actively tries to make Al sicker and hinder his recovery, e.g. by sleep depriving him, making him cold, dunking him in his shark tank, etc.
3. Alastor gets sick and when Rosie clocks him (immediately, mind you), she wants to play house about it with her favorite pet lol. She wants to dress him up in cute pajamas, make him soup and tea and home remedies she swears by, tease him and call him cute, bless every sneeze, give him conjured handkerchiefs or tissue boxes, feel him for fever, check his fever more thoroughly with an old alcohol thermometer and fuss over how it’s gone up a little, etc. Alastor is furious that he has to go through all this patronization, but also just a LITTLE bit deep down, he does kind of like the company, the soup and tea ARE delicious, and maybe it’s just a little bit nice to have someone be sweet to him when he doesn’t let anyone in. Could be a little softened up by fever too. One could do Radiorose about this too or alternatively even sort of a Mama’s Boy Alastor take where he’s sick and being fussed over by Rosie kinda is nice because it reminds him of when he was a kid.
4. Those were Oops All Illness, so here’s a bonus one. Alastor’s at an overlord meeting but he’s allergic/sensitive to something there, e.g. someone’s perfume (lavender oil?), flowers on the table or in someone’s hair, maybe even another sinner themself (dog?), the place they’re meeting could be dusty, etc. This could possibly be intentional like Vox (between No Friends In Hell and Al disappearing for seven years) bringing a lavender-heavy bouquet of flowers as a congratulatory gift for Rosie or Carmilla about some recent accomplishment of theirs, knowing damn well it’ll get to Al. Alternatively, Rosie could intentionally wear/bring something that she knows will set him off as a form of punishing her pet for something slightly disobedient he did, and she usually sits with him at overlord meetings so he’s kind of stuck there. Regardless of intention, he tries to keep it together, participate if necessary, and get out of there ASAP. If it IS intentional though, maybe that person drags out the meeting and makes sure the topic is actually very relevant for Alastor’s side of things so he has to stay longer.
Vox———
3 things I like about him: Nothing.
1. He’s so goddamn soggy/desperate for approval and it’s far too endearing to me lmaoo. Like awgwgwghh the flashback we get of The Offer incident, he’s soooo head over heels for Alast/or and 😭😭😭 the antennas drooping like sad puppy dog ears and big big round eyes and screen filled with static omfg my poor babyyy. There’s one moment from an interview that’s rent free for me where Viv says that was his Most Vulnerable Moment Ever and that he was letting down walls he’d had even when he was alive and, you see, I’m Normal about vulnerability, so I reacted very normally to those statements and think about it a normal amount of times over the last eight months.
And in s1 Stayed Gone 🎶did anybody miss him?? Did anybody even notice??🎶 THEY’RE ENEMIES AND HE M I S S E D HIM SO BAD. S2 he runs around basically going Al Al look at this look at that this is impressive right this is worth your respect and approval right don’t you wish you could have me I mean my big fancy villain tower and stuff. Al says “I respected you” about 70 YEARS AGO and Vox goes from angrily snarling like a fucking dog (because he’s a LOSER) to 🔴__🔴 because Al said he respected him 70 GODDAMN YEARS AGO. And in s2 finale his reaction to Al telling Char/lie to say that Vox is the strongest in hell aND HE CALLS VOX HIS FRIEND THERE AND AGAIN VOX JUST GOES 🔴__🔴 JAW DROPPED BECAUSE AL CALLED HIM HIS FRIEND AND SAID HE WAS ACTUALLY STRONG/CAPABLE I just idk man he’s so desperate for approval—tbf in general too but ESPECIALLY for Al that I’m unfortunately extremely endeared anyway im gonna keep the other answers shorter LMAO
2. I like his character design for pretty much any canon look or era. Very shaped! I could be specific but I pretty much like all of it, especially for s2 where there’s some slight changes to animation.
3. I love his stupid TV gimmick and electricity and tech abilities. S2 in particular I really like how they animate the electricity! I love that when he gets upset it’s so obvious because there’s static, glitching in voice (voice distortions are so Audio!!) and body, electricity, nearby screens are affected, etc.—it makes it so fun to see him get his shit absolutely rocked and then just be displaying TV color bars lmao. And again his antennas work like dog ears!!!! They’re emotive!!!
3 snz/adjacent hcs:
1. If he has any internal sensors that could measure his temperature, for instance, they glitch the absolute hell out when he IS feverish so they’re kinda useless.
2. Heavy sleeper when sick but also tends to fall asleep at his desk or in his like surveillance monitor room, and Val can carry him to bed without waking him any more than maybe stirring a bit.
3. Insecure when sick but tries to pretend he’s not. He’s Pathetic and Weak right now and Perfection Is Their Brand and that’s!! Bad!! That’s why Al left him, blah blah such a rug pull moment that maybe he doubts his other relationships and is worried deep down that they’ll end. So, he doesn’t want Val and Vel to see him Weak but while he’d never say it he craves their approval and closeness more like this.
4. All those hcs were illness, so bonus one to say Mr. Newer Bigger Brighter being allergic to dust in life (even before possible TV-related problems lol) would be very fitting because he likes things new and modern and his aesthetic is very clean (in Hell. Vincent’s cult scene is Not Clean lmao)
3 snz/adjacent prompts or scenarios:
1. Vox gets sick while he still has Al as a prisoner. While Al mocks the hell out of him about it, he also tries to bait him into taking care of himself because he needs Vox to be getting stronger and progressing his power grab so that Al can be free from his deal. So, Vox being slowed down by illness is unideal, especially if he’s Really sick. Al doesn’t want the other Vees to caretake because he wants Vox isolated, so he plays on his insecurities and growing god complex to get him to take care of himself and keep his distance—plus, if this is early enough in the arc, Vox might still be grounded enough to Not Want To Get Them Sick because he care them. 🥺 One version of this is that he DOES end up really sick and Val and Vel have to take care of himself because he Can’t himself and Al’s certainly too tied up to do so lol
2. Poor little baby Box!Vox discovers he is BADDD with dust in his new demonic body. Mayyybe around Al and/or Rosie? 🥺 Al has a lot of vintage stuff that could be collecting dust or they could even go to some antiques store or something together
3. At any point in the timeline since he got close/together with Val, Vox gets sick or absolutely destroyed by allergies/other irritants and tries so hard to save face in any way he can, but Val and Vel (if she’s Down There by now) are… yeah, teasing him, but it’s more fond than anything? And they seem concerned or try to help? Even though he’s Weak and Embarrassing right now?? Wild. Heals just the tiiiniest bit some of the emotional wounds Al gave him
3 things I like about King/er from TAD/C (⚠️ finale spoilers):
1. The calm, soothing reassurance and guidance he gives to P/omni and Rag/atha is soooo endearing just!!! 😭😭 So sweet. 2. He’s SO fucking funny. 3. I love his father-daughter relationships with Pom/ni and Rag/atha as aforementioned, but also his relationship with Queen/ie, and I’m SO taking that fishing with Ca/ine in the finale end credits as a father-son fishing trip thing.
3 snz/adjacent hcs:
1. Sneezing takes him completely by surprise 99% of the time. 2. After sneezing, he might say some dorky shit like “oh, wow. Bless me!” 3. When sick/feverish, he spends more time around things that remind him of Queen/ie or, post-finale, around her herself 🥺 just like. Laying down curled up on a little bed that Pom/ni or Ca/ine conjured next to the tank for him, and Queen/ie sort of watches over him and maybe nuzzles against the tank a bit 😭
3 snz/adjacent prompts or scenarios:
1. King/er comes down with a bad fever, but it takes the group a while to realize because being on the hazier side of things isn’t that unusual for him. They feel so guilty for not clocking it sooner when they do find out though, maybe by a casual touch and oh boy is that chess piece burning hot or because Pom/ni or Rag/atha realizes this isn’t just his usual dissociation.
2. King/er gets sick for the first time in the circus and Queen/ie takes care of him 🥺🥺🥺 she inevitably catches it from him and both of them just rest and cuddle together and share tea that the others bring them.
3. King/er brings flowers from a new adventure for Queen/ie—maybe even post-finale when she’s abstracted and in the tank—only to discover he’s terribly allergic to them. If set in the past, she laughs and tells him that while they are beautiful and smell amazing, maybe he should keep their distance from him, and that next time maybe he should pick one he’s not so allergic to. Alternatively, could be fun for a snz kink!Queen/ie vibe. If set post-finale, Queen/ie seems a little concerned at first in body language and with pupils a little smaller. But if she processes what’s going on, her pupils widen from fondness and one could almost get the sense that she’d be laughing or smiling if she could. Sorry to end on kind of a sad/bittersweet note LMAO
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Send an ask with the name of an 18+ character from a fandom I know, and I’ll answer with:
3 things I like about them
3 snz/adjacent headcanons
3 snz/adjacent prompts or scenarios
If you want, you can specify things like snz cause, fluffy/angsty/spicy/etc., involvement of other characters/ships, point in timeline, etc.
Feel free to reblog with a list of fandoms if you’d like to get these asks too! Just don’t reblog to non-snz or non-snz-adjacent blogs please ❤️
It’s 100% okay to skip a category, do more/less than 3 for anything, or narrow down characters that people can send (e.g. prefer 1+ gender, main cast only, etc.). Zero pressure for answer length or anything else, these are just for fun :3
i personally enjoy doing weird stuff with like. sinner biology (e.g. the fact that pen/tious is probably cold blooded owing to being a snake) but that's cause i'm a huge nerd
also it's hell so OF COURSE all the like. trope-y shit happens down there, you WILL get sick from being caught in the rain bc hell sucks and that's just how it is
And also like. We have a lot of chars living together too which is PRIME for caretaking!! Like the hotel is PRIME REAL ESTATE for that, and so is V-Tower!
And we have a lot of characters who either:
A) don’t believe they deserve to be cared about
B) would rather die AGAIN than show/admit/accept their own vulnerability and weakness
C) like to pretend they don’t care about others as much as they do, which can come up for caretaking or as loneliness and want for company/caretaking
D) are so overly focused on their own ambitions that they’re willing to disregard everything else, perhaps including their own health
E) are prideful arrogant motherfuckers who are fun to knock down a peg
F) are extremely sweet and loving and caring and supportive and protective
G) a cOMBINATION OF THE ABOVE
And the show’s so well suited to having magic not work properly when ill, and also to caretaking w bits of magic (e.g. a couple of them can conjure things)
I have a lot of things I want to say about this so let’s get started
- I mention it in the wav, but I hadn’t used chhinkni in awhile and my nose ended up being so much more sensitive to it.. resulting in that crazy fit in the beginning. Correct me if I’m wrong but I believe the very beginning with literally 6 sneezes back to back to back has been the most rapid for me😮💨😮💨🤧 the talking begins at 1:10!
- I think I severely underestimated how hard it was to talk in this wav.. I know I say it in the wav itself but holy shit. It took so much out of me both physically and mentally and I’m honestly not sure I’ve even recovered from it now🫠🥲 so I know that I say this in literally every single nsfw wav but plz be nice😭😭😭
- Because of what I said up there^, I had to edit this a little more than my normal wavs, so if you hear any weird cuts please excuse it lol (idk if you guys are bothered by cuts but just because I’ve been editing stuff for like 6+ years I pick up on them and it sometimes bothers me💔)
- I lose track of what I’m saying and sometimes forget to finish my thoughts so sorry about that.. hope you can forgive me and poor me or whatever lol
- At 7:33 I had to change positions because I was close and that’s why the audio is a bit harder to hear. I’m just farther away from the mic lol :).
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Alastor being more than slightly sick, where it's really nothing he can't handle himself except now he has a Vincent who is willing to do anything for him and that really should be exploited as much as possible (and that's the only reason, exploitation, certainly no other reasons) so he somewhat reluctantly (cause god forbid he admit to wanting or, worse, needing help) calls him (Vincent has been busy with work instead of checking in on Alastor like he should have)
"I'm sure you're terribly busy preparing to dull the minds of the masses with another all glitter no substance performance..."
"I knew you watched my show," Vincent interjects.
Alastor can hear the smirk.
He won't dignify that with a confirmation though. "Whenever you're done if you could pick up some supplies for me, I'm afraid I've run out of a few essentials. Nothing extravagant," he sniffles wetly, partially for show and partially because he needs to "just some tissues, aspirin, the cold tablets you got last time if they have them, a carton of orange juice..." he lists things like it's a regular grocery run.
"Are you sick?" Vincent asks after moment, voice unbearably soft
Alastor hums rather than answer
"And," Vincent's breath catches "you're asking me to help you? You need me? You want me to help you? Holy shit, Al, this is... it's... it's momentous!"
Alastor can picture the manic glee in Vincent's mismatched eyes. "If you're going to be like this then I can go to the store mys-"
"No!" Vincent cuts him off sharply "I mean... no. Don't go anywhere. Stay in bed. I..." a longer pause, like hes calculating and making a decision "I have time before the show. I'll be right there. Don't worry, Al, I'm going to take care of everything"
He's there within an hour, arms full of more than what Alastor requested. And then he stays to fuss. Checks Alastor's temperature and gets him extra blankets and pillows and brings him oj and tea and coffee (even though he says Al shouldn't have it) and promises to come back and make soup or whatever Al feels like eating. He acts like he doesn't want to leave, like if Al allowed it he'd miss his show to curl up under the covers with Alastor to act as his own personal hot water bottle (which he also brought Al and tucked it by his feet)
Finally he realizes the time "I have to... my show..."
"Of course," Alastor says, looking wane and just a touch pathetic propped up against a mountain of pillows. "Your show. Best be going then. Your adoring public awaits"
There's a moment of hesitation before the greedy, attention seeking part of Vincent takes over. "I can't let my fans down"
Then a moment later he takes Alastor's hand, thumb ghosting over Al's knuckles. "And I'll be back as soon as we're done filming"
Alastor half expects Vincent to kiss his hand, but instead he tucks it back under the blankets and pats it gently. "Try to rest" he advises, like he's a medical professional or something
Alastor nods anyway, he is rather tired and now he doesn't have to wonder about what to make for dinner
Here’s me trying my hand at a more dom wav, which I’m honestly not super happy with but it’s all edited so may as well put it out there. Definitely NSFW themes, mentions of listener touching themselves and me being teasy and stuff..
It was kind of hard recording just because sneezing itself makes me super subby, but it was definitely fun bc I prefer being dom anyway with vanilla things lol.
I promise my next dom wav will be better, 🙏 this is kinda just me pressing go and seeing what happens.