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violence/injury
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Alastor being more than slightly sick, where it's really nothing he can't handle himself except now he has a Vincent who is willing to do anything for him and that really should be exploited as much as possible (and that's the only reason, exploitation, certainly no other reasons) so he somewhat reluctantly (cause god forbid he admit to wanting or, worse, needing help) calls him (Vincent has been busy with work instead of checking in on Alastor like he should have)
"I'm sure you're terribly busy preparing to dull the minds of the masses with another all glitter no substance performance..."
"I knew you watched my show," Vincent interjects.
Alastor can hear the smirk.
He won't dignify that with a confirmation though. "Whenever you're done if you could pick up some supplies for me, I'm afraid I've run out of a few essentials. Nothing extravagant," he sniffles wetly, partially for show and partially because he needs to "just some tissues, aspirin, the cold tablets you got last time if they have them, a carton of orange juice..." he lists things like it's a regular grocery run.
"Are you sick?" Vincent asks after moment, voice unbearably soft
Alastor hums rather than answer
"And," Vincent's breath catches "you're asking me to help you? You need me? You want me to help you? Holy shit, Al, this is... it's... it's momentous!"
Alastor can picture the manic glee in Vincent's mismatched eyes. "If you're going to be like this then I can go to the store mys-"
"No!" Vincent cuts him off sharply "I mean... no. Don't go anywhere. Stay in bed. I..." a longer pause, like hes calculating and making a decision "I have time before the show. I'll be right there. Don't worry, Al, I'm going to take care of everything"
He's there within an hour, arms full of more than what Alastor requested. And then he stays to fuss. Checks Alastor's temperature and gets him extra blankets and pillows and brings him oj and tea and coffee (even though he says Al shouldn't have it) and promises to come back and make soup or whatever Al feels like eating. He acts like he doesn't want to leave, like if Al allowed it he'd miss his show to curl up under the covers with Alastor to act as his own personal hot water bottle (which he also brought Al and tucked it by his feet)
Finally he realizes the time "I have to... my show..."
"Of course," Alastor says, looking wane and just a touch pathetic propped up against a mountain of pillows. "Your show. Best be going then. Your adoring public awaits"
There's a moment of hesitation before the greedy, attention seeking part of Vincent takes over. "I can't let my fans down"
Then a moment later he takes Alastor's hand, thumb ghosting over Al's knuckles. "And I'll be back as soon as we're done filming"
Alastor half expects Vincent to kiss his hand, but instead he tucks it back under the blankets and pats it gently. "Try to rest" he advises, like he's a medical professional or something
Alastor nods anyway, he is rather tired and now he doesn't have to wonder about what to make for dinner
idk how to explain it, but i enjoy that sneezing is a really plain thing. i like that there isn't an inherent sexual implication there, for a few reasons, but in this case it's because it means a lot of media will casually include sneezing and it's awesome.
sneeze fetish/kink is an interesting thing in that it sorta forces you to grasp more directly with the idea of consent than you might otherwise consider.
the question of whether it's "okay" to jerk off to somebody you find attractive who basically gave you porn without even realizing it is a bizarre ethical quandary that can really only come from an "incredibly normal nonsexual thing is my porn" fetish, especially something as incredibly normal (and common) as sneezing.
for what it's worth i've always been of the mind that what they don't know means nothing to them, and it's not like you take anything from them by jerking off by yourself. the bad thing is when you start directly perving about it, reposting & commenting on their unrelated videos where they just happen to sneeze being a creep. don't do that.
your fantasies can't harm anyone; you're the one who would be doing that. it's weird and kinda gross to think about, but like, knowing what some people get off to i go around my day safe in the knowledge that regardless of what i'm doing, there's probably someone out there who will jerk off to it (and, by extension, to me), and i think anybody who thinks otherwise is a little foolish to do so.
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two characters playing caretake-chicken (“I’m fine. You, on the other hand…”) and the one who looks and sounds much worse, who outwardly seems to be losing, is actually the one who doesn’t feel nearly as awful. if no one else can tell, at least they can. as such, they will not give in.
character who 100% knows (in theory) that if they’re really not feeling well they should communicate that. they are fully aware of the logic of that (in theory). maybe someone they know has a bad habit of not doing so, and they regularly tell them off for being ridiculous in that way. if it were them, they think, they’d just do what they need to do and own up to their vulnerable state. like, come on, it’s not like it’s hard. in theory.
A fluey-virus has been sweeping its way through a TV show set. Both production and the actors have been getting knocked down one by one by the worst cold any of them can remember.
It's spread like wildfire as there's very little time between the first tickle at the back of your throat and blasting out wet, spraying sneezes every few minutes.
The wave of sickness has peaked and is now trickling off. Mainly people are just sniffling and tired- the remnants of their cold. But, production is so far behind. They had no choice but to slow down when several of the casts key stars couldn't get a line out without sneezing all over themselves.
They desperately need to move at pace to catch up to their weekly schedule.
Somehow, one of the main stars, Actor A has managed to avoid the lurgey. He's immune, he reckons.
Actor A arrives on set- ready for a jam-packed day ahead. He takes a swig of black coffee and frowns. Shit.
He raises a hand to rub against the back of a throat that hurts like hell.
He can feel his nose beginning to clog up, a heavy fog settling over his brain. It won't be long until his sinuses are clogged full of gunk and he's snapping forward with miserable sneeze after miserable sneeze.
Maybe it won't be so bad for him? Maybe he can make it through?
The director tiredly yells action, voice still croaky and deep bags under his eyes.
Fuck, there's so many people relying on him. They have to catch up or the ep won't hit on time.
So, tickle beginning to work its way through his nostrils, Actor A swallows against a throat like gravel and starts the scene...
You know would be funny? If every time Lucifer sneezes, his magic goes haywire. Like not just fire sneezes, but maybe he summons random ducks or circus-themed items out of thin air. It would lead to straight up chaos in the hotel.
Kinda like how he manifests the duck soap opera on tv when he's sad. Shit's just happening.
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happy pride to the asexual snzfuckers who were very confused about how they could be into no one and also snz at the same time! it’s a wild experience, but i love that there are so many of us on here and that the snz community is so inclusive when it comes to asexuality <3
when a character is too cute and damp and pathetic, i take physical damage. like it hurts so good when they’re wet and miserable and dripping. i’m gonna fuckjng bite them in half
I'm sure I've said something like this before, cause this is one of my fav scenarios <3
Alastor cradling Vincent's face, feeling for a fever, and disappointingly sighing "you're hot, Vincent" and Vincent dreamily sighing back "gee, I think you're hot too, Al"
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Thanks to today's pollen count, my day has consisted of horrendous sinus headaches, sneezing fits, and nose-blowing.
Picture our Radio Demon suffering through the same, with his ears pinned back and a snarl on his face.
Ah, I wish the pollen would make me sneeze…
A/lastor would probably still try to do his radio show with bad allergies, too, trying to hold back his sneezes until he can turn off the microphone or move far enough away that it won’t pick up the sound
