Femme Damnée

A couple inches of white paint is all that separates millions of cars from crashing into each other

if you put a redditor on a backroad with no markings they just drive directly into approaching traffic

i need milf defense NOW

does this mean defense from milfs or for milfs?

by milfs

me, trying to accept the fact that i’m mentally ill and as a result impaired in my function: but….. i’m… probably… just lazy. a bad person. i simply need to pull myself together and that’s it

APRIL YES

The events of Kingdom Hearts III imply that Remy Rataouille didnt control Linguini because he was compatible with him or anything, but rather Remy has the inherent power to completely control people just by pulling on their hair, meaning that if Thanos wasn’t bald, then Remy would be the most powerful creature in the Disney extended universe, in this essay I

oh, boo hoo, let me blow you a sick smoke ring on the worlds smallest vape

I can’t stop thinking about that picture of Terry Crews in that pink suit.

boyle is the best friend every person needs

literally what about the “it’s leif erickson day!!” bit from spongebob was so impactful that we all just have the phrase hinga dinga durgen permanently drilled into our cerebral cortex. it was 5 seconds long

Hector

Hector

this is how people 5'4" and under unload the washer