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First of all, Diavolo is strong. Really strong. Even if he plays the chill card, he's been thoroughly trained to endure all sorts of pains, and therefore, his resistance, pain tolerance and restraint and discipline is actually really strong
Deep down, because of his spoiled nature, he's rarely punished, so he loves it when you (or Lucifer...or you AND Lucifer...) put him in his place
I mean, he waited a long time for you, so his patience is also really steady, so you don't even need to restrain him. He'll clasp his hands behind his back and watch you do your job
He's also really loud, shamelessly so. He'd be moaning, whimpering and letting out all sorts of pathetic noises while frustrated tears glint in his eyes
But overall, he's needy. So he'd look at you, begging for him to cum, that he has learned his lesson and will never do it again
...But you know better than that. He can be quite manipulative, and how much he enjoys being punished, so you keep it up a little more
And if Lucifer is there? He's chiming in, inviting himself to cum, putting his cock in his mouth while you use Diavolo's to cum
When the two of you team up, Lucifer likes to enable your sadistic side and be a little mean to Diavolo
If you're alone, then you melt a bit before you planned, allowing him to cum
But if Lucifer is there? He'll make sure he doesn't cum in a week.
Suffices to say, Diavolo will be edged and put in the cuck chair for the remainder of that week...if the two of you are feeling generous, that is
redflag!caleb and redflag!reader are off the market!! (thank god...) part two
summary: toxic!caleb and toxic!reader are finally getting married!! who has the patience to plan a wedding when there's a perfectly fine courthouse in chansia city? (for context of this fic chansia city is the LADS equivalent of Vegas for us :3 )
content: toxic behavior- none of this is normal!! mention of reader attacking someone, broken noses, blood, police, caleb and reader go to jail, courthouse wedding, gideon slander by reader ( :( ), reader asks caleb if he's trying to khs (hes not), name calling, use of whore and bitch (towards caleb), smut, piv, sex on a pew in a courthouse, slight choking on an object, cheating accusations. lowkey heavily ooc caleb. he is mean in the smut part. he is crazy throughout. pls lmk if theres more i need to add! (i kinda lost count...)
wc: 2,345
a/n: YAYYY!!! when i first uploaded part one, someone sent me either a comment or an ask saying that these two pyscho's would absolutely have a vegas wedding, and i've been thinking about it ever since!! if that was you, thank you. i can't find the ask/comment. PLSS IF IT WAS YOU, SAY SOMETHING!!!!!
part one here!
three months into your relationship, caleb proposed to you. where? in bed. when? at exactly 3:47 am after youβd been fucking since 10:23 pm. what did you say? well, yes of course!
three hours later you sat beside caleb in the back of a cop car.
how did you get here? simple! your neighbor got tired of the constant banging of your headboard on the wall, so he called the cops.
neither you or caleb reacted well to the cops banging on your door mid sex- soooo, theyβd detained you both and were taking you to jail for disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and assaulting an officer.
caleb didnβt get the last charge, just you. when the officers tackled caleb to the ground, youβd acted before thinking, attacking them in an attempt to free your lover.
β¦that hadnβt gone over well.
βyour nose is all bloody-β caleb murmurs while looking you over in the dark backseat. he turns to the clear divider seperating the cop driving from the two of you. βhey! my wifeβs bleedinβ back here, what the hell did you guys do to her?β
the cop, fed up with your antics, answers dully. βshe did it to herself. thrashed around on the pavement after breaking my coworkers nose. nose for a nose, i guess.β
caleb scoffed and kicked at the divider. βyou shouldnβt be joking like that, thatβs disrespectful. i wanna talk to your seargent.β
the cop sighs. βi am the seargent.β
βoh.β caleb replies dumbly.
you sit up and glare. βthen let us talk to your superintendent!β
βyeah! the superintendent- god, youβre so smart baby.β caleb coos at you, slipping out of his seatbelt and onto your lap. βawe your poor noseβ¦ lemme make it better.β
βget back in your seat, now.β the cop warns sternly from the front seat.
you giggle and smile at caleb. βmake it better for me, leb.β
he licked the blood off of your nose and groaned, grinding against you. βthey canβt stop us.. canβt stop us from being in love.β
you tried to buck up against him, but failed because of his weight and the seatbelt securing you. βsβ good baby- mmh, fuck me in the cop car.β
βdo not fuck in the cop car unless you want a public indecency charge.β the cop said around a sigh. βi need a new job.β
hours later, you were lucky enough to be bailed out of jail by calebβs friend gideon- the same one you absolutely despised.
him and caleb were already talking outside by his car when you were released. you ran to caleb and jumped into his arms dramatically.
βbabyyy!! i havenβt seen you in so long, god i missed you so much! they didnβt hurt you in there, fid they?β
caleb spun you around and preppered kisses all over your face. βno, no of course not. i am never letting you out of my sight for that long ever again- iβll kill them for separating us.β he put you down on your feet and looked you over for any injuries.
gideon watched the two of you with his eyebrow raised. the second you turned to him with a sharp glare, he straightened and his face paled.
βwhat are you looking at?β you snap, venom in your voice.
βuh- nothing, just.. i didnβt realized you guys would miss each other so much.β
your eye twitched and you stepped towards gideon, shovingn a finger against his chest. calebs hand circled your wrist wnd tried yo pull you back towards him. βand what does that mean? you think i wouldnβt moss my fiance, huh?? youβre trying to tear us apart!!β
gideon blinked once, twice, before locking eyes with caleb behind you. βiβ¦ was just surprised to see such a tearful reunion after being apart for only three hours.β
caleb huffs and pulls you to him, hugging you and nuzzling your nose with his own. βthree hours feels like an eternity when it comes to you.β
gideon sighs and shakes his head, getting into his car and mumbling about how youβre both psychos.
caleb piles into the backseat with you, leaving the front passenger seat alone becauseβ¦ well, he couldnβt leave you to sit alone, now could he?
after 5 minutes of gideon driving towards you and calebβs apartment, you speak up.
βcaleeeeb?β
βmmm?β he replied, fingertips kneading the skin of your thigh.
you look up at him, smiling. βlets get married.β
caleb chuckles and taps the large rock on your hand. βthatβs what this entails, doesnβt it?β
βi mean right now.β you climb onto his lap- no seatbelt on, obviously- and cradle his face. βlets go to chansia city (the vegas of LADS). we can get married in the courthouse- please, caleb, i need to be your wife now.β you all but whine.
caleb seems to think it over for a few seconds. βchansia city..β he mumbles. βalright. gideon, take us to chansia city!β
gideon sputters at his friendβs audacity. βdo you think iβm your taxi driver or something?!β
βgideeeoooon!!β you snarl at him from the backseat, turning to pierce him with your stare.
gideon sighs and hits his head against his headrest before popping a U-turn. βhow do i keep getting myself into these situations??β
two hours later you and caleb were sitting in an empty courtroom, giggling to each other in glee.
luckily, there werenβt many spur of the moment weddings happening, so you and caleb were at the top of the list. the officiant was out to lunch, so you were waiting for him to return.
apparently your pda (sitting in calebs lap, french kissing) was too much for everyone else in the lobby, so they stuck you in an empty court room.
you giggled on calebs lap, playing with his jacket. βiβm so excited to be your wife.β
caleb smiled and brushed your hair back, admiring your features. βiβm even more excited to be your husband.β
you sigh dreamily. βhusband and wife.. wife and husband. what more can you ask for?β a greedy smile spreads across your face. βexceeeeptt.. a honeymoon?β
βof course weβll have a honey moon. iβll fly you where ever you want to go. whitesand bay maybe? itβs pretty this time of year.β
you hum. βas long as i have you and a bed, iβll be happy.β
caleb laughs. βooh riight, weβll have to consummate the marriage wonβt we?β
βmmhmmm.. maybe we should consummate the end of us dating, before we get married.β you think out loud, nails trailing up his neck and stopping on his pulse point, feeling it skitter.
caleb was easy. far too easy. within a minute he had you naked and stuffed full of him.
your knees were on the wooden seat of the front row of pews, your bare torso pressed to the backrest. the wood dug into your ribs and pain blossomed every thrust, but the pleasure between your thighs distracted you easily.
βyes- agh, fuck-!β you whined out, hands gripping the worn and splintering wood.
calebβs hand pressed between your shoulder blades to keep you against the backrest of the pews. his hips bucked up into yours quickly, skin slapping skin echoing through the large, empty room.
βso good.. fuck, i canβt wait to marry you.β
you hum in agreement. looking up, you can see movement outside the room through the frosted window in the double doors. βah, thereβs people outside.β you say it not really as a warning, you could care less getting caught, but as a statement.
calebβs movements stutter before stopping abruptly. βyouβre looking at someone else? who, was it a guy?β his voice was low and calculated, not in the same happy, carefree cadence as earlier.
you scoff and turn to look at him over your shoulder. βof course not, if anything they were looking at me- agh!β
caleb hoisted you up and spun the two of you around so he was now sitting on the pew with you in reverse cowgirl.
one arm wrapped possessively around your waist and the other pressed in the valley between your breasts, forcing your back against his chest.
he nipped at your ear. βthere, now no one can see you.β
you huff in slight annoyance, but roll your hips regardless, desperate to feel him deeper in you.
βsee that- go ahead and ride me, yeahh, like that- see the platform?β he nods at the slightly raised platform in front of you. βthatβs where iβm gonna marry you in, ahh..β he looks at a clock on the wall βsiiix minutes or so, maybe seven.β
you bite your lip and lift up and down, plapping yourself down onto his cock. βuhh huh..β
he licked the shell of your ear slowly. βbetter hurry before they catch us and send us back to jail. donβt think gideonβll bail us out a second time.β
you groan and roll your eyes, picking up your pace and fervor. βdonβt fucking talk about gideon when weβre havin-β
caleb interrupts with the same complaint, pinching your nipple. βdonβt say another man's name when my dick is inside of you.β
βyou brought him up first, asshole.β you slam down on him hard in an attempt to make his lap hurt, but unfortunately, caleb was a sucker for pain
he moaned and moved to grip your hips, raising you and dropping you faster. βand youβre the one that continued talking about him- how would you feel if i talked about tara while you milk my cock?"
you gasp and dig your nails into his arms. βyou piece of shit, donβt fucking start- mmmmhhh!β
caleb laughs and moves the two of you to the floor, pressing you to the linoleum and drilling into you. βaww, you try to talk a big game but youβre gettinβ off on arguing with me, arenβt you?β
βno!β you try to say with conviction, but it just comes out as an undignified moan.
βitβs okaaay, you just wanna start pretty fights so iβll put you in your place, huh? fuckinβ brat- mmh, go on then, cum.β
you clench around him at his words, holding back your orgasm. the cold floor pressed against your cheek as your drool pooled onto it. βn-not gonna cum, youβre a bitch! i hate your fucking- agh- guts!β
βyeah, yeah.β caleb dismisses your words, fucking you harder onto the floor.
βnever wanna see your stupid face again!!β you sob, fingers gripping the foot of the pew.
he reached forward and rolled your clit between his fingers before sliding them down your soaked slit and stuffing them in beside his cock, crooking them juust right. βyouβre about to be married to this stupid face, baby, no use in cryinβ about it.β
no more than twelve minutes after caleb had you sobbing on his cock, the two of you were officially husband and wife.
five hours later, you were on a flight to your honeymoon!
β¦10 hours into your honeymoon, however, disaster in the form of another woman struck.
all she did was brush against calebβs arm on her way to the bathroom, and you blew a gasket.
caleb followed you as you stormed through the busy street, screaming your head off.
βyouβre fucking cheating on me- i knew you were a whore!β
βi didnβt cheat, babe, i didnβt even do anything-β caleb tries to reason with you. he should've known that was useless, it hadnβt worked in the history of your relationship and it hadnβt worked for the whole 20 minutes youβve been crashing.
you turn to face him and glare. βi should've known you would make a fool out of me, caleb xia, i should've never married you! you wanna leave me, is that right?β
βno-β
βyou want a new girlfriend? a new fiance? a new wife? am i not good enough for you?β you pace, flailing your arms wildly as you yell. βiβve given you everything and you want to replace me, just like that?! right after i take your last name?!β
caleb watches you go on and on, ignoring the laughs from bystanders that your scene is generating. youβre not listening to him and heβs sure youβre so worked up that you couldn't hear him even if you wanted to you didn't.
he knew desperate times called for desperate measures.
caleb took his wedding ring off of his finger and showed you it.
that halted you in your tracks, before inspiring a brand new wave of rage. βoh, so now youβre gonna throw your ring away?! oh my god caleb!!β
caleb put the ring in his mouth and swallowed it. he chokes a bit, yeah, but miraculously⦠he was fine after a few seconds.
you stare at him in silence. he stares back at you in silence. the people on the street stare at the two of you in silence, someone having 911 on standby. a nurse somewhere is prepared to give the heimleich maneuver. someone is recording the bizzare exchange, ready to go viral on social media.
βwhat the hell did you do that for? are you trying to kill yourself, is that how desperate you are to get away from me?!β you shriek.
he takes your hands and nuzzles against them. βnow youβre closer to my heart.β
you raise an eyebrow, unamused. βsay what?β
βthe ring, itβs a symbol of our love and marriage. now itβs inside of me forever, close to my heart.β
βyeah, until you shit it out-β
βi won't. it will stay there, right by my heart.β
β¦somehow, this worked on you. caleb was back in your good graces!
at least for 15 minutes.
βyou just did that so women canβt see your ring!! youβre trying to cheat on me, you fucking asshole!β you yell at him in the emergency room while he gets assessed by a physician.
caleb did, infact, end up shitting the ring out after multiple rounds of laxatives.
summary: red-flag/toxic!caleb has gone through life being too much for all of his previous partners, until he meets you... and you end up being crazier than him!
wc: 3,024
content: PLS READ THIS! caleb and reader are both VERY toxic and exhibit red flags. their behavior in this is exaggerated for the story and is not normal. f!reader, caleb punches someone(not reader), reader slaps someone(not caleb), talks of pregnancy, talks of creampies, love bombing, gaslighting, guilt tripping(from reader), jealousy, smut, p in v, handcuffing(ish), car accident, they are crazy. reader is crazier though tbh, caleb is where he wants to be. if i need to add anything pls lmk!
a/n: the pacing between events is wonky tbh, sorry! i was listening to red flag by kesha and immediately got inspired :D the fic isn't directly based on the song tho. caleb is exactly where he wants to be. this is a repost! originally posted 1/19/26
the crazy in me sees the crazy in you⦠and i think i need it
it wasnβt news to caleb that he was a walking red flag. heβd heard it from his exes, his talking stages, and even a few close friends. did he agree that he was a red flag? absolutely not! wanting to provide for and protect his lover was the greenest of flags! so what if he snuck an airtag in an exβs purse? he was just making sure she wasnβt going anywhere dangerous! maybe he was a little passionate, but a red flag? the idea made him laugh.
heβd only been single for a week when he met you at a club. youβd been multitasking between cussing out a man double your size and dancing to the loud music. the man was getting agitated and must have said something that upset you, given that you threw your drink in his face and slapped him hard enough to leave a red mark on his cheek.
caleb had laughed at your ferocity until he realized the man looked like he might get violent, grabbing your arm. heβd stepped in, ever the gentleman of course, and punched the guy so hard that he not only had your martini on his face, but also blood from his now broken nose.
when caleb turned to make sure you were okay, he found you already staring up at him with a huge smile and a star struck expression. it was love at first sight for both of you.
youβd grabbed his hand and cooed over the bruises that were forming on his knuckles, gently rubbing your fingers over them. βwooow, youβre soo strong, you just saved me.β
caleb had smirked and tilted his head, taking you in now that he was close enough to make you out. you were beautiful, but your spirit was what stood out more than anything to him. youβd been going toe to toe with a man a minute prior, and now you were clearly flirting with him with no care in the world for the agitated man anymore.
βi like you.β caleb stated, expecting you to flinch away like everyone else does when a stranger claims feelings for them in a bar, but you didnβt.
instead, you shocked him by stepping closer and interlocking your fingers with his and whispering. βi like you too.β
youβd had sex the first night you met- multiple times- and youβd gotten into a relationship a week later. caleb was used to his partners thinking he was moving too fast, but you? you seemed to think he was moving too slow.
a week and a half after you met, you were mid bounce on his cock when you decided now was as good of a time as any to confess your true feelings.
you whine and grip calebβs jaw between your palms, eyes crazed as they meet his. βah- fuck, i love you- iβm so in love with you, caleb-β
calebβs eyes widen for a second before he grips your hips and thrusts up into you. βyou mean that? ah- fuck yes- iβm in love with you too, baby.β
his words drive out a long moan from you, slamming your body down on him harder, chasing release. βyes! yes, god i knew you were in love with me- i could just tell- youβre my soulmate!β you pull his face towards you and capture his lips in a messy, desperate kiss, which he gladly reciprocates.
finally, he thinks, someone who understands him!
βi wanna have your baaby, βleeb.β your whiny words make the blood drain from his face and his thrusts immediately stop. ooookay, maybe you guys werenβt on the same level after allβ¦
caleb laughs awkwardly and stills your hips with his evol, looking at you seriously. βsorry, what?β
you tilt your head and blink innocently. βi want your babies- i want them all. wonβt i look so beautiful pregnant with your babies?β
caleb pauses, his brain trying to troubleshoot and figure out what the fuck heβs supposed to say to that- heβs never been in a situation before where his partner has said something so outlandish that he doesnβt know how to out-crazy them.
βuh. okay, babe, wow.β he blows out a breath and runs a hand over his face. βi think that you would look absolutely stunning pregnant, butβ¦ maybe later?β
to his surprise, you dropped the matter and didnβt bring it up again. occasionally during sex you would blab about wanting him to stuff you full of his cum, and he would indulge you in the dirty talk, knowing that he always wore a condom, so the dirty talk didnβt hold any weight.
a month and a half into your relationship, you were both sick of the distance with you living in linkon and caleb in skyhaven. at some point youβd begun staying at calebβs place every night, saying that youβd moved in and referring to his house as your house as well.
caleb didnβt find it odd at first. he was thrilled that you were so close to him at all times and he loved being able to provide for you.
it was only when his friend, gideon, was going to stay over for a few days did the truth come out.
caleb decided to have the conversation after multiple rounds of sex, hoping youβd be sated and happy enough that it wouldn't result in a fight.
you lay with your back to his chest in bed and caleb was trailing his fingers up your arm tracing patterns om your soft skin. βyou know how i told you that gideonβs gonna visit?β
you hum in acknowledgment, eyes closed happily basking in his attention.
βwelllll, gideon and i have talked before and he prefers it just being him and i here.β
you stiffen and your words come out too calm for caleb's liking. he knows itβs surely the calm before the storm. βso youβre kicking me out?β
he wraps an arm around you, hand palming at your breast, voice soft. βcβmon baby, itβs not like that. i only see gideon twice a year and he wants it to just be us. itβs only for a week- and iβm gonna miss you more than you know.β
you huff and pull your head away when his nose nuzzles your neck. sitting up, you look at him with your eyes narrowed slightly. βso youβre choosing him over-β
βdonβt pull that on me.β caleb replied, his voice dropping slightly as he sat up as well, his face turning sterner than youβd ever seen it. βi love you more than iβve ever loved anyone, but iβm not going to disrespect my friends' boundaries. weβll facetime every night and text all day- surely you miss your apartment, right? youβve not been there in weeks.β
your eye twitches. βi havenβt been to my apartment because I transferred the lease to a friend. i moved out and moved in here.β
caleb gawks at you, shocked. βyou- what? you donβt have a house??β
you scoff and cross your arms. βi thought this was my house. you told me everything of yours is mine. i told you i was moving in.β
βi thought you were joking!β caleb says through a confused laugh.
βoh, so you donβt want me here, thatβs what youβre saying.β you say, getting up and fumbling for your discarded clothes on the floor, pulling them on. βfirst it was getting me out of the house because of gideon, and now you donβt want to live with me- when were you planning on breaking up with me?! tomorrow?β
the only thought in calebβs mind, watching you spiral and tear through his room for your clothes like a tornado was βwhat the fuck?β. how had a simple conversation turned into you thinking he was going to leave you?
βno- baby, listen.β he sighs and approaches you, wrapping you in a hug that you try to claw your way out of, fingers scratching at his arms. βyouβre my life, i would never leave you. i didnβt know you moved out, butβ¦ thatβs okay. iβm more than happy to provide for you, and that includes living situations. stay, please, iβll talk to gideon. iβll fix this.β
so, you stayed. caleb paid for you and your best friend to take a trip to your dream destination while gideon was at his house, and all was well in your world.
well, that was until your plane landed in skyhaven after the trip. youβd decided that a week had been too long without seeing caleb- you couldnβt wait until his shift at the fleet edned, you had to see him now.
you went straight from the airport to the fleet's headquarters, walking through the establishment, suitcase and all.
after arguing your way through security checkpoints and using calebβs name, you eventually made it to the floor he works on. you heard his voice from the door and your steps quickened going around the corner, and thatβs when you saw it- or rather saw her.
a woman talking to caleb. a woman smiling at caleb. and caleb talking back with a small smile on his face. rage bubbled up under your skin and you abandoned your suitcase by the entrance, calling out to caleb in a sickly sweet voice. βcaleeeb!!β
his head whips in your direction when he hears your voice. he fought a smile and caught you easily when you threw yourself into him, hugging you tight. despite being incredibly happy to see you, he knew that this was drawing attention and he couldnβt have his coronel reputation ruined- if people knew he wasnβt really as strict and serious as he seemed, they might not take him seriously anymore.
he set you down on your feet and held your hand, looking back at the woman heβd been talking to before you came in. βreport that information to the contact listed in your files immediately.β
the woman nods and walks off and caleb leads you down a hallway and into his office. once the door clicks shut he kisses you, hand angling your head back so he can taste you. βmmh, missed you so much.β
you kiss back and let him walk you towards his desk, only stumbling once on your blind mission. βmissed you too.β you pull away and look up at him before pushing him down onto his desk chair. he smirks up at you, hands instantly kneading your hips when you straddle him, planting your ass firmly on his lap.
βwhy didnβt you tell me you landed?β
you hum and lean down, sucking hickeys into his neck while you roll against the growing bulge in his pants. βmmm, i did. you didnβt come to pick me up.β
caleb groans softly in pleasure as your lips continue their work on his neck. βiβm sorry baby, i got caught up with work. i thought i texted you that i wouldnβt be able to make it.β
you lick over the blossoming marks on the side of his neck and pull back so he can see your pout. βoh, you were just too busy laughing and flirting with that woman that you couldn't pick up your girlfriend, werenβt you?β
caleb tilts his head slightly, confusion twinkling in his eyes. βwhat woman?β
your eye twitches and your fists grip his uniform. βthat was the wrong answer, caleb. the only acceptable answer was βi wasnβt laughing or flirting with any woman.ββ
he smirks at you again, enjoying your jealousy. βokayyy, then i wasnβt laughing or flirting with any woman.β
βliar.β you growl out, tangling a hand in the gold chains that decorate his uniform jacket. βi saw you talking to her. i saw you smiling at her, caleb, why would you lie to me?β
βiβm not lying, baby. i was talking to her, yes, but it was about work. iβm at work, iβm working.β he answers cooly, not at all put off by your sudden possessive behavior and not surprised that the exact answer you fed him was still somehow wrong.
you hum and pull the chains, pulling caleb up towards you. βah, i see. so you think iβm stupid.β
caleb laughs lowly and shakes his head, fingers caressing the side of your face gently. βi donβt think youβre stupid, no. i donβt like seeing you talk to other guys either, but surely you understand that itβs necessary for our jobs?β
you shake your head and watch him, trying to figure out if he truly believes this or if heβs just trying to get you worked up. βno. itβs not. i donβt want you to talk to anyone else- youβre mine, caleb. if iβm not allowed to talk to other men, youβre not allowed to talk to other women.β
he scoffs and drops his hand, his expression shifting from carefree to frustrated. βmy love, thatβs not realistic-β
before he can finish his sentence, you give a firm tug on the gold chains again and they rip off of his uniform, dangling in your hand. βhmph. fine. this is for your own good colonel.β you say, venom lacing your words as you wrap the chain around his wrists, securing them tightly together.
despite multiple coworkers knocking on calebβs office door over the next two hours, he never answers because heβs too busy being your personal dildo. you rode him back to back for as long as your pussy could handle it, teasing him about how he could look but not touch with his hands tied up. youβd used your evol to make the chains tangle together in a way that made them unable to be easily undone, leaving caleb essentially handcuffed. he could have easily stood up or used his evol to lift you off of him, but he didnβt. he liked that you were claiming him so boldly, so he let you have your fun and let you believe that he was learning a lesson.
six months into your relationship youβd gotten engaged, and as a gift caleb bought you a brand new car- it was your dream car down to the make, model, and even the seat colors. the only problem? heβd gotten you a gray car. you wanted a red car. who else had caleb gotten a gray car for in the past? his ex girlfriend.
when caleb got a call from a paramedic that youβd been in a bad car accident, he left the fleet and rushed to your location immediately, terrified of the worst. heβd broken every speed limit and road law to get to you, his heart hammering in his chest. he hated things that were out of his control, itβs partially why he insists on tracking you and having access to your phone- itβs for your safety! dammit, he knew that he should have hired a personal driver for you.
once he arrives at the accident, he rushes to the ambulance that you sit on the ledge of, passing by the upside down and absolutely totaled gray car he bought you days prior.
you sat in the ambulance, ignoring the paramedic that was trying to check you for a concussion. by some miracle you looked physically fine, just annoyed. he reaches you and cradles your head gently. βbaby- holy shit, are you okay? what happened??β
you look at caleb and burst into a huge smile. βcaleb, you came!β
βyeah, yeah, of course i came, i was worried sick about you. what happened?β he looks back at the car briefly, feeling a surge of anger at the thought of someone else causing the accident. βdid someone hit you?β
you shake your head and wince slightly- you probably DID have a concussion, judging by the dizziness. βi crashed.β
βi can see that- how did you crash?β
you shrug and answer calmly. βi tried to drift and i crashed.β
he looks appalled and shakes his head. βwhy would you try to drift on the highway? this is a straight section of road, were you trying to crash the car?β he asks sarcastically.
as if he answered a trivia question right, you beam and nod excessively. βyes! i was!β
caleb pauses and his face constructs into disbelief, his voice low and bordering on pissed. β...why the hell would you try to intentionally crash?β he didn't understand why you would try to wreck on purpose, let alone in a brand new car he bought for you not even 72 hours prior.
you just shrug, seemingly not seeing anything wrong with your choice of actions. βi told you i wanted a red car.β
caleb stands there in silence, trying to contain his anger and failing. his eye twitches and he takes a step away from you, clenching his fists. βso you decided to fucking wreck it?! you could have killed yourself!β
βyeah, i did! maybe next time you can get the color right and i wonβt total it!β you spit back, stepping away from the ambulance and moving closer to him until your chests were almost touching.
caleb sees the crazed look in your eyes and he pauses. he blinks rapidly in shock that youβdβ¦ out crazyβd him. he lets out a sound thatβs half scoff and half laugh and shakes his head, the corner of one his lips turning up just barely. βyour exes were right... youβre fuckin insane.β
you smile and look up at him, your pupils blown wide. βisnt that why you like me?β
βyeah, i think so.β he leans down and kisses you hard, the kind of the kiss that always leads to a day long sex marathon between you two.
youβre interrupted by the paramedic clearing his throat. βsorry, but iβm going to need the kissing toβ¦ uh, stop. sheβs still not clear of a concussion, so we need to take her to the hospital-β
you and caleb both turn to glare at the man, your words echoing each other. βshut the fuck up.β
three days later you were fucking in your brand new dream red car.
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One time where Lalit gets drunk vs One times Diavolo gets drunk...
A/N: hihihiii!!! I'm back on my Dialit and Obey Me bullshit and now she makes SMAUS! And yes, these bitches thirsty, drunk and in love with one another. I accept suggestions and ideas ;))
Btw NO ONE will ever know D&D (especially book one) better than me EVER, I've been here since it released, I am the owner of the building and you have to deal with it. No matter where I go, that building will always be mine and no one will ever be on my level. I am the expert. The OG. The MVP. Deal with it π
β TOP 10 CURVY MCs (my opinion as a curvy woman myself)
DISCLAIMER ! This is just a personal opinion of mine and how I view curvy women and its accuracy as a woman who's curvy/midsize like most MCs here. I am lucky that a big shot company like RC includes curvy women in a time where fatphobia and the return of extreme thinness is a thing happening right now, and there will be honourable mentions of MCs that almost made it to the top 10 and some context as well. All the grades is based on design, curviness and factors such as build compared to real life curvy women. That being said, enjoy and feel free to tell me your personal faves! π
1. Vyxaria (grade: A++/10)
Vyxaria has a perfect curvy build, strong thighs, fullness in certain parts of her body, and her body screams 'curvy' with caps.
2. Audrey (grade: A/9)
Audrey is yet another epitome of curvy, thick thighs, a sizeable chest (that doesn't mean that curvy women with small boobs don't exist!) and stretch marks and a curvy build that is just right, its only flaw is her stomach not having even a small, barely noticeable belly pouch like well, most women have
3. Liz Harper (grade: A+/9,8)
One of my favourites of the newest books, Liz's curvy sprite is curvy as hell, with broad shoulders and chest, meaty thighs and hips and fullness in her cheek, which most curvy women have
4. Meissa/Aurora (grade: A+/9.9)
Veronica surprised me after super thin Laia with this glorious body. Broad shoulders and chest, hip dips, a lil belly, thick thighs, and a face that matches the body?! Yes, Meissa got me instantly, and if she updated more often WLBE, i think y'all would be inclined to agree with me
5. Ghita Blom (grade: A/9.8/8 in Danish grading)
My shayla, my mother, I love the detail that she has bigger waist than chest, even while still having a sizeable measurement, a thing very few people know is how varied curviness is, you can have bigger belly, or bigger waist, or bigger chest, or even bigger legs, it all depends. And I love how unique Ghita's curviness and made her stand out to me, making it to the top 5
6. Nova Barone (grade: A, 8.9)
Nova's curviness is just right, with the broad shoulders, thick thighs and a little noticeable belly, as well as extremities and face that match the face, she is among my personal favourites
7. Yasmin Al-Aziz (grade: B++, 8,7)
Yasmin surprised me very much! I expected her to be skinny like most of the old books, but her build was something that I liked and all the fits fit her perfectly well. Broad shoulders, full face, extremities fat, the thighs, everything is simply well-done, and she deserves to be in this top
8. Naomi Gold (grade: B+, 8,65)
Naomi surprised me as well. Isla didn't impress me at all, but Naomi broke that low expectations for me! While there are some flaws like her face build not really matching her body and some oddities I find, she def deserves to be here!
9. Lori Kaplan (grade: B, 8,58)
Of course the OG curvy MC had to be here to me! Her build is amazing, and even if she's an old sprite, I love how she has a little belly and thick thighs compared to her chest being a bit smaller, she has earned her place here!
10. Amabelle (grade: C++, 7,6)
Amabelle's build is unique and stands out to me like Yasmin's did, and her concept is amazing, however, when clothing her in later seasons, as well as some adjustments I've seen in the newest updates, her quality as a curvy MC has dropped, but it's still a great curvy I personally like and thus deserves place 10 on the ranking!
Honourable mentions: Fem!Jules from CB, Chloe from TO1, Raina Rayne and Jane Dawson from TA1
Now, I know you have a certain question and I shall answer:
Why isn't Renee here?
Well, one thing I noticed of Langley's MCs is that their curviness is performative at best. Her big bazoinkadoinks were iconic, there's no denying it, but apart from that, her curviness didn't speak to me personally. Plus, the public agrees that her big breasts are her highlight, yet that is the only remarkable thing about her body. The rest just doesn't cut it for me and don't really see her as a genuine curvy woman like the rest. Henceforth, she wasn't in the ranking or the honourable mentions. Open discussion is welcome, but if I see you being a bitch, I'll block you. I'm not entertaining your stupid beef over some pixels.
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I keep missing days and I donβt mean to Iβve just been busy and itβs pissing me off. You think I wanna focus on my responsibilities? No!! I wanna write about Diavoloβs hot bod!!
Diavolo x Gn!Reader! Rated t for toned thighs in tight athletic gear. I love this man, ughhh. Next oneβs gonna be about his big naturals again.
It was too fucking early and you down the protein shake that Beel made for you the minute your shoes are tied. Staring up at the ever-present stars, you take a deep breath of the morning air before squatting down to stretch out your legs. A morning run didn't sound too bad but your pretty sure you would have agreed to any physical activity with the prince, so long as you go to get sweaty with him. That thought plagues your mind as you roll your ankles and rue this time of day for existing at all. You're a few moments away from just texting Diavolo to cancel before you hear the sound of his footsteps on the cobblestone.
Looking up from your drink, you take in his gorgeous smile, the only sunshine you can find in the Devildom, and his figure as he climbs the driveway. His toned legs are hidden inside athletic leggings, a pair of mid-thigh shorts over top. If it hadn't been so cold this morning, you wonder if you could have seen his bare legs underneath that small amount of fabric. Maybe if you kept up a routine, you'd have a chance when the weather was warmer. The thought shoots adrenaline through you and it's a better wake up than the protein shake had been. Swallowing around nothing, you try to remember why you were so angry a moment ago, forgetting all your issues in the presence of the tall, handsome demon.
"Good morning!" He calls to you as he slows his jog, stopping in front of you and taking a moment to catch his breath. He offers you a hug, and you wrap your arms around him and inhale a little too eagerly. The sound makes his shoulders stiffen and then there's a tremor in his powerful frame as he laughs. His arms seem to tighten around you, and you revel in the moment, enjoying his strength and the musk of his building sweat. After a moment, he pulls away almost reluctantly. "Are you ready to go for our run?"
His stare feels almost as warm as his hug had been and you nearly lean in to kiss him in your early morning delirium. For a moment, you think he leans in as well but then nothing happens. Your foreheads touch and he pets your face before pulling away. It takes you a moment to recalibrate but then you're nodding at him and getting the move on.
The jog starts just as miserably as your morning had. Even with the heartthrob beside you, you're still fighting with your own body to try to keep your feet moving. It feels like running through high snow, each lift of your legs heavy enough to nearly trip you up. Diavolo seems to clue in that you're moving slower than he is and matches pace but doesn't bring attention to your sluggish movements or heavy breathing. Being a demon sure has its benefits- or maybe he's just actually as fit as his body leads on. You spare him a glance and catch his eye. He winks at you and you nearly trip over your feet.
Diavolo does seems apologetic at your stumble and makes more of an effort to keep his head forward. After about 20 minutes, he seems to take pity on your continued struggle and offers to take a short break. When you find a small spot for respite, you crouch down, fighting the urge to collapse to the floor and finish your last few hours of sleep. Hunched over in your own misery, you whine to yourself and almost don't notice the water bottle he's offering you. You'd opted to keep your protein shake, hoping to get whatever stimulant you could from the pre-workout, but now after 20 minutes, water sounded almost better than sleep. Almost.
Without thinking too hard on it, you grab the bottle and chug down a third of it. The liquid is ice cold, and you feel an elation spread through you wherever the freeze spreads. It feels wonderful and when large arms envelop you, blanketing around you in your squat, you consider running to be one of your favourite activities. Diavolo whispers your name and the freeze turns to fire in your pit, the sensation better than any runner's high could ever be. "Thank you for joining me today. I meant it when I said I'd take any excuse to spend more time with you." His hands slip beneath your sweatshirt, and you let out a breathy noise that you've never heard yourself make. "I'd love to continue this routine, but if it's too much for you, we can call it a good experiment and leave things be."
The sudden jerk of your head nearly knocks one of his teeth out and you're suddenly grateful for how sturdy demons are. His arms do loosen in response to the sudden jolt, and you have to be quick to spin around in his arms and drop all of your weight to him. While he is the most powerful demon in commission, your sudden movement still manage to catch him off guard and knock him over, leaving you sprawled out on top of him. Not that either of you seem to mind. He calls your name again, a question, laced with concern.
"I'll be up on time tomorrow too. Don't go running without me" and while it doesn't sound as firm as you'd hoped, you still see the shift in his golden stare. The surprised expression fades quickly into one of pleased acceptance. Diavolo was always one to meet you where you were and whenever you stepped up and declared your intentions, he seemed to melt for you. Now was no different and you let your eyes flutter as his hands continue to you pull you close underneath the hem of your athletic top. When you shiver, he seems to come back to himself and your position, stopping abruptly and sitting you both up.
"I wouldn't dream of it." Leaning down to your position in his arms, he nuzzles your nose before shifting and kissing your cheek. The upset is clear on your face and when you grab his collar and smash your lips together, it's his turn to melt into you. Exhausted and sleepless as you are, your patience is thin for such bullshit and he seems to clue in immediately. "I'm sorry, my crown. We are in public though" catching the obviously unbothered expression on you only results in a loud, hearty laugh and that high from before dances in the back of your head.
The run ends after another 20 minutes and when he drops you off back at the House of Lamentation, it's with a great start to your morning. Getting a proper kiss and some quality time with the man, you decide that a little morning exercise is a perfect way to start you day, especially when the rest of it, you're walking around in an amazing mood. Even the brothers manage to comment on how you're glowing as they mooch off your notes in class. It was an excuse to stare at your gorgeous prince and get some movement in at the start of your day. As you prepare for bed that night, you remind yourself of how good Diavolo had looked, misted in a light sweat under the morning stars. For that image alone, you decide you'd get up at any hour of the day.
The thought is heresy the next morning when your alarm sounds.
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