Welcome to the fucking show

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

Anyways may I recommend silly Warhammer 40k book the infinite and the divine. What if a morally bankrupt archeologist and a time seer wizard hated each other's guts. And then it's just Benny Hill Theme chasing each other for the first act. Flawless sci fi premise honestly

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

14/10 doing his best

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

now that's a friend indeed

"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh