Roses & Temperate Rainforest

I think it’s very good and right not to have follow counts visible here but I’d love if Tumblr rolled out a single visible counter on your blog and it was just how many people have blocked you.

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

vet med friends i see you and i promise i am trying so hard to not put you in these situations ,,, i think of you every time ,,,

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

No. I'm all for renters rights but if you want to evict someone from your internal organs you get to fucking do that.

"If you invited them in the house"? What in the fuck kind of vampire logic is that? Just... What? Nobody invited anybody to the house. I had a barbeque and some fuckhead driving by decided to just walk right in. No. Fuck off. Who even are you? That's a burglary, and I'm stabbing the fucker. In most cases it's not even a full bukakke barbeque, I'm just cooking dinner.

Lotta anti abortion ppl seem to forget accidental pregnancy can happen

well, no. they're very aware that not all pregnancies are planned or wanted. they just also think that a forced pregnancy is a suitable consequence for someone with a uterus daring to get laid.

everytime dungeon meshi focuses on characters outside of the touden party you can really feel the looming horror of the dungeon,, only the touden party is having a silly fun time by virtue of eating the horrors

Actually, fuck the myth of the Tower of Babel. The real beautiful utopia where we can all finally truly understand each other doesn't lie in sameness or uniformity, it lies in the giant and digital Rosetta Stone we are going to build and broadcast across the entire world

it’s really interesting how the guys that fight against paying child support the hardest are the ones that could afford to do it. these dudes will quit their well paying salaried job with benefits just to avoid their pay getting docked and potentially going to reimburse the mother of their child for buying their kid new shoes. they’ll leave their child without health insurance and work under the table jobs because they really hate their child and former S/O that much.

men who have been conditioned to believe that having kids and caring for them is somehow emasculating

they swear it is a man’s role to provide and protect but they’re going out of their way to deprive and endanger

They believe that their role is to provide and protect the ones they choose to; it's not a responsibility (though they'll frame it like it is to sound better), but a power that they hold over others. Child support is emasculating because they see it as being forced to provide for someone who isn't "theirs" any more. They don't see it as supporting a child that they have ongoing responsibility for because they believe that they should have the right to withdraw that responsibility at any time, that unconditional responsibility for a child is the woman's role. They see it as being financially cucked.

#these men like the power that being a provider gives#they like the idea that you are dependent on them and that they could take it away from you at any moment#but mandatory child support doesn't really give you that choice or any power over the child/ex#you can't leverage it the same way to get what you want

People know that the whole "don't portray [harmful action] because viewers might recreate it" thing is a rule for children's shows right? It's supposed to be shit like "don't show peppa pig playing with fire so we don't get sued if a kid watches it and burns their house down." Not like, fanfiction for adults.

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

This June, I need Gen Z queers to understand that some people are closeted.

wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media