Thanks

Wait a minute

i dont even know the guy but i know he owes me 6,000 dollars

I hope something good happens to you today. no matter how small or simple it may seem to someone else, I hope something contents you from the bottom of your heart and makes your worries feel lighter

I needed this today!

Two souls of the damned being punished to an eternity of torture.

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

heely doc martens

You walk out in the pink one, listen to the police, gasp demurely, then say “excuse me for a moment” and come back out in the black one.  Sounds reasonable and completely unsuspicious.

there's a large rat in your vagina

made you look

it seems the joke is on you

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

W-what????????’

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

Reblog if you too are an aggregate accessory fruit

yes blueberries are berries! and so are tomatoes!

The beekeepers were fucking the bees why are y’all still talking about berries

our parents birthed us, so we’re the *fruit* of their labor

*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM