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This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal

How to meditate

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup

How to accept criticism

How to deal with bullying

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

sacrificethemtothesquid

If there’s ever anything you want that isn’t on this list…youtube it. Everyone always comments on my handiness, but everything I know comes from an old guy and his iphone.

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balkansoul-deactivated20220924

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

ssexsophie8127

fuck you

ssexsophie8127

i won

ava-d-alain

Gambit 0.000001 seconds after finding out Rogue didn't remember their kiss in Season 3.

rogueemberlight

Successfully finished my Rogue and Gambit week prompts! (Im so proud of myself guys) First time I've actually done them ahead of time, usually I draw them either the day or week of. 😅 It was really good though, got me back in a creative headspace I'd been missing.

Also started playing around with adding glass textures to my stained glass drawings and Im loving it. 😍

Will be posting art sporadically the next three weeks but definitely keep an eye out the week of June 14th when I'll be posting on the daily! 💖 (I even drafted/scheduled posts so I won't miss a day)

applejacks1552

Love this! 😍

iguanamouth

unicornempire

I. Love this.

Love it.

Oh my god

yes.

defilerwyrm

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website

chambergambit

I will never get over how brilliant this comic is. The artist could have just drawn a single image in response, but instead we have this masterpiece. The world doesn’t deserve @iguanamouth.

zscyber

@musicaldaydreams

egregiously-quagmire

This has to make the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

By the void was that a twist 😆

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cyber-corp

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

cyber-corp

i know what i’m doing dw

cyber-corp

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

cyber-corp

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

cyber-corp

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

cyber-corp

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

pluto-officially

You're failing.

cyber-corp

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

communist-mannyfesto

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

cyber-corp

?????

enigma-system03

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

cyber-corp

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

cyber-corp

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

cyber-corp

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

legionoftuna

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

cyber-corp

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

cyber-corp

wrong.

pointless-achievements

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

cyber-corp

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

taco-bee

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

cyber-corp

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

boxxed-juice

ares is the god of war, not kratos

cyber-corp

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

ironwoman359

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

bingle-official

op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao

reekill-playlists

Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book

reekill-playlists

hey is this still post of the year or

cyber-corp

NO

zelly-fangirl

how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?

cyber-corp

I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK

beehivemind200

And the post of the year goes to.....

YOU

cyber-corp

here is me holding my trophy for tumblr post of the year. i'd like to thank no one in particular but i would like to unthank everyone who decided this one in particular was post of the year. i will never let this down ever

behindnightmaresanddreams

I remember this post dropping, what a great day. OP I hope you know this was the highlight of my week when it dropped, it was so good.

depsidase

aetsiv

i think because of the whole "writers write for themselves" notion that's becoming increasingly popularized, people forget that we still thrive off interaction and kindness. i write for myself but kudos and comments and bookmarks and really any sort of interaction with my fics genuinely motivates me to keep writing and keep sharing my works.

cyber-corp

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

cyber-corp

i know what i’m doing dw

cyber-corp

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

cyber-corp

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

cyber-corp

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

cyber-corp

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

pluto-officially

You're failing.

cyber-corp

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

communist-mannyfesto

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

cyber-corp

?????

enigma-system03

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

cyber-corp

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

cyber-corp

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

cyber-corp

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

legionoftuna

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

cyber-corp

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

cyber-corp

wrong.

pointless-achievements

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

cyber-corp

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

taco-bee

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

cyber-corp

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

boxxed-juice

ares is the god of war, not kratos

cyber-corp

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

ironwoman359

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

bingle-official

op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao

reekill-playlists

Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book

reekill-playlists

hey is this still post of the year or

cyber-corp

NO

zelly-fangirl

how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?

cyber-corp

I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK

beehivemind200

And the post of the year goes to.....

YOU

cyber-corp

here is me holding my trophy for tumblr post of the year. i'd like to thank no one in particular but i would like to unthank everyone who decided this one in particular was post of the year. i will never let this down ever

behindnightmaresanddreams

I remember this post dropping, what a great day. OP I hope you know this was the highlight of my week when it dropped, it was so good.

cyber-corp

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

cyber-corp

i know what i’m doing dw

cyber-corp

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

cyber-corp

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

cyber-corp

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

cyber-corp

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

pluto-officially

You're failing.

cyber-corp

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

communist-mannyfesto

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

cyber-corp

?????

enigma-system03

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

cyber-corp

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

cyber-corp

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

cyber-corp

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

legionoftuna

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

cyber-corp

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

cyber-corp

wrong.

pointless-achievements

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

cyber-corp

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

taco-bee

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

cyber-corp

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

boxxed-juice

ares is the god of war, not kratos

cyber-corp

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

ironwoman359

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

bingle-official

op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao

reekill-playlists

Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book

reekill-playlists

hey is this still post of the year or

cyber-corp

NO

zelly-fangirl

how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?

cyber-corp

I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK

beehivemind200

And the post of the year goes to.....

YOU

cyber-corp

here is me holding my trophy for tumblr post of the year. i'd like to thank no one in particular but i would like to unthank everyone who decided this one in particular was post of the year. i will never let this down ever

behindnightmaresanddreams

I remember this post dropping, what a great day. OP I hope you know this was the highlight of my week when it dropped, it was so good.

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musingonsoulmates

Love that Phil is having fun finally being able to call Dan his boyfriend. Meanwhile Dan is like, that's phusband right there. This is a pharriage.

trowelsanddirt

by will mcphail

the-catto

iT's fUnY beCAusE mEn aRE DumB

addictedtocaring

No dumbass, it's funny because women are usually left out of these pictures. And most of history. While actually, you know... living full lives and contributing to society. Just like men do. But men are always in the fucking picture.

This isn't a comic about men being dumb, it's a comic about women being forgotten, ignored, and excluded. But you were so ready to be pissed at mean feminists that you took something personally that absolutely wasn't and got offended by something that wasn't being said.

cheesyradfem

The artist was a man but women still got blamed for the “misandrist joke” by a redpiller calling himself a “big dick americhad“

she-volution-deactivated2022052

i love this dude he’s made a bunch of other ‘misandrist jokes’ as well

shotofchinaco

Not to go too off-topic but just want to remind everyone that Will McPhail also gave us this great one in 2017:

daggerdoggy

Hey bro on a scale of nothingburger to everythingbagel how would you rate our gay sex last night

rosaliasregalia

None pizza left beef

skribblegurl

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

heywriters

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

bumblewyn

ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website

breelandwalker

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

myfairkatiecat

LIFE SAVED

REBLOGGING TO SAVE ANOTHER WRITERS LIFE

sirowsky

I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!

rosaliasregalia

Succubi are fungi

voodooapples

Now I’m imagining sexy sentient mushrooms are you proud of yourself

rosaliasregalia

This reminded me what I meant,

Both reproduce through pheromones/spores

Looks safe and fun, but can be deadly

Tasty

Parasitic and feeds on (moral) decay

If you see one in the wild, you're gonna wanna put it in your mouth

Bouncy and round

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papayafromtv

conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 18 (masterpost here)

*casual silence, occasional footsteps and traffic noises*

*rustling*

Tim: *light laughter*

Tim: alright, yeah.

Dick: huh?

Tim: oh- Red Hood and i are communicating across this rooftop with paper signs, Taylor-Swift-style.

Dick: what are you saying?

Jason: talking shit about Batman.

Dick: why through secret signs? we do it to his face all the time. he isn't even on this line tonight.

Tim: it's called being creative, jackass. we're bored.

*a beat*

Tim: *laughs*

Dick, instantly: -ok what'd he say now?

Jason: still B, you insecure little thing.

Tim: he's just listing all the objective reasons Batman sucks.

Dick: oh list them out i wanna hear this.

Tim: ok- wait Hood go back to the first one, hold them up in order. ok- one, poser.

Dick: fair.

Tim: two, peaked in his childhood therapist's office.

Tim: three. wont stop trying to live through his children. needs to get his own thing.

Dick: elaborate on that one.

Jason: he sucks compared to his kids and he knows it. won't stop copying us.

Dick: i do have to point out that he was Batman first-

Jason: ok but who decided to be a symbol of hope first, you or him? because last i remember his early days of batting weren't about providing Gotham with peace, they were just him trying to figure out how high up he needed to be for the police to let him get away with public assault.

Tim, snickering: do you think there's an actual radius...?

Dick: ...alright ok. so maybe the hope thing got thieved from little Robin 1. carry on.

Jason: he stole the meaning of his mission from you, then he gave up on it when i kicked it and Replacement over here had to tell him to grow a pair and get back in the saddle,

Tim: -also true.

Jason: -now he's weirdly jealous of how much the people of Gotham trust Red Hood to get shit done. like he makes snippy comments all the time and glares at me whenever my people yell for my help. like- he's mad they trust me more than him. and lets not forget he tried to nick Nightwing from you and then got all pouty when he failed miserably.

Dick: *hums*

Tim: wait hold on- i don't remember hearing about this. when did he try to steal Nightwing from Dick?!

Dick: so, remember that joint international mission we went on when we were both in Italy together? and i mentioned i was worried about Bludhaven not having Nightwing while i was away?

Tim: ...yeah.

Dick: ...you see where I'm going with this?

Tim: ...you're kidding.

Jason, snickers gradually becoming audible: no- no he's completely serious. i remember i stopped by the city to do a quick run through patrol as a favour to Dick and fucking- Bruce was in his apartment. just digging through his closet for a spare suit.

Tim: ...no fucking way. did you make him put it back?

Jason: are you shitting me? i brought out my camera and told him to go right ahead! i knew how that shit was gonna turn out!

Dick: yeah... i don't- i don't really know what he thought would happen...

Tim: what did happen?

Jason: he- *laughter, tone high pitched* ok so he puts on the suit, right? and like- you saw when i tried it on- so it fucking barely fits him,

Tim: he didn't even fucking adjust it?!

Jason: *wheeze* NO! and then he walks out, right? like, like he's about to pop-

Dick, fondly: how long did he last again?

Jason: from what i remember, he made it half way down the first street before a group of local children rushed out and started trying to kick his ankles in for 'pretending to be their Nightwing'.

Tim: *bursts out laughing*

Dick: god, i love my local kids...

Jason: it made it so much worse because- obviously they all know me since we work together so much, so they see me on a roof nearby and start asking Red Hood to 'beat up the imposter for them', and Bruce is just fucking staring at me like he wants to die,

Tim: *still wheezing*

Dick: man... maybe Batman does suck.

Tim: YOU ONLY JUST REALISED?!

Dick: WELL I KNEW IN MY HEART, THERE'S JUST A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN KNOWING AND ADMITTING IT AUDIBLY-

*a ping*

*abrupt silence*

Bruce: who is on this line tonight that's available for a meeting at the docks? i may require backup.

*silence*

Bruce: Nightwing? Red Hood? Red Robin? i can see you're online.

Jason: *softly* ...Batman?

Bruce: *confused* ...yes?

Jason: remember when you got beaten up by a bunch of kids for pretending to be Dick?