survival is insufficient

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

food $200 data $150 rent $800 project hail mary tickets $3,600 utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

You could share a bottle with The Grink

WAIT. who remembers that random fucking day where seb stan was endgame hating on main

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

I scheduled this post 364 days ago and squinted at it at least once each day from then until now the day of anniversary when I share my experience with you, personally.

it’s kinda fucked up that you’re only an age for a year. I didn’t know how to be 23 yet, let me try again

nothing worse than when the person drawing your blood fails the medicine AND sleight of hand check