Freak-a-me, Freak-a-you.

pudú

pére david’s deer

reeves’s muntjac

javan rusa

chinese water deer

tufted deer

chital

beautiful brown gradient. a little too tall and narrow. gives off that passive tj eckleburg judgement nearly perfectly. 8/10

very dull, gives off a 1930′s-esque nostalgia. a little rounder, but the lifelessness in the eyes make them more nefarious than strictly needed. betty boop’s post judgement, pre murder eyes 4/10

ugly. terrible. don’t let me catch you alone bill gates 0/10

a strange, unwelcome hybrid of eckleburg and boop. it only seems fair to average their scores. 6/10

potentially the worst??? I can think of no greater personal failure and upon capture will willingly submit myself to the court’s mercy 2/10 

very existential. if anyone ever looked at me with these eyes i wouldn’t hesitate to pluck them straight from that person’s head. truly the eyes of someone who has made peace with death but not with god 3/10

somehow the worst pair of eyes yet and i superimposed spongebob on a pair to get my point across???? -1/10

ugh, finally. they’re anotomically awful but at least they don’t awaken visceral hatred and fear within me. 5/10

i like the true judgement of these eyes. they say that the eyes are the windows to the soul. this soul judges you down to your core. it radiates yikes. 9/10

all of the truly awful anatomy mixed with a profound desire to never create something pleasing to look at. if i could be any more let down, i would be. a step backwards for humanity 2/10

now these eyes….are soulful. they give off life, like i could find them staring back at me when i look at a trusted friend who doesn’t want me to stuff 35 waffles from the school’s dining hall into my backpack to make up for the fact that i got a $35 parking ticket from my beloved alma mater (a dollar per waffle may seem like im high balling a waffle’s worth, but they were belgium and i think the experience makes up the cost difference) because i parked in a teacher parking lot at 3pm on a friday when like 75% of the professors are already gone??? who the fuck is giving away parking tickets to students its not like i don’t have a student pass just let me park where i want to jesus!!! this fucking school has no parking to begin with and there were like 20 other empty parking spaces around me so its not like i was taking parking from someone else!! who’s the fuckhead who said, ‘yeah im 45 and also i think ticketing student cars is a good way to spend my life’ for fucks sake bill leave me alone………..god you know what this emoji gets 4/10 for pissing me off

this post has caused me so much unnecessary grief and im taking punitive measure from here on out. fuck you anime -8/10