there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

take my hand… let’s do the bare fucking minimum academically. together.

decided to read the wikipedia page for energy drinks since ive been drinking a lot of them lately and its just paragraphs of "youre not gonna make it" over and over and over like the shining

There was something distinctly pjackkian about Robert Deniro in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Like the creature's ridiculous and over the top levels of malice, the movie's expectation that you would automatically sympathise with him even though he proves himself time and time again to be nothing but an incredibly violent and horny amalgam of parts displaying behaviours which essentially screen translate to like, this near hilarious amount of pity the character seemingly displays for only himself. Rejected by humanity because he sucks, he becomes a fleshy pjackk roaming the wastelands, complaining Victor won't let him make dogs into mustard gravy and swearing his revenge. Muttering to himself before setting himself on fire that no one wants him because basically he can't fuck right. And Victor didn't even give him a name so..... thats not good or very nice 👍

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

Something that the Americnas of this site wont even comprehend. Shit like this happens everyday in europe and we get used to it because the alternative is some yanke bullcrab