Roommate.

MONEY.

Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.

Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….

My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS

chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ? 

brunetteinferno:

OMG I didnt notice until today.I reblogged this and got 10 dollars :D

got to pay for stuff somehow so why not. 

forever reblog

haha I got money today!!! 

1. The ‘snooze’ ass niggas ——-> this is the nigga that hits u up first all the time but NEVER is talking about anything remotely interesting. talking to this nigga is like watching paint dry. he hits u with boring ass replies and is often clueless as to why u stopped texting him mid conversation. it’s because ur fucking boring nigga! u ain’t talking about shit!!!!!

2. The ‘pop up’ ass niggas———> this nigga will hit u up periodically and ask u how u been. this type of nigga is infamous for hitting ur phone during holidays. he usually hits u up like he didn’t stop talking to ur ass for 2 months. he pops up in and out of ur life so many times that u probably have his number deleted and when he hits u up, u have to pretend like u know who it is. 

3. The ‘send me a pic’ ass niggas———–> a lot of niggas fall into this category but this category is specifically for niggas that press u about nudes. u could have sent this nigga a million nudes and he’s still greedy for more. this nigga has seen ya body from multiple angles and he still ain’t satisfied. he usually sends the worst dick pics with horrible lighting. most of the time this nigga usually stays far away from u. a local nigga doesn’t need this many nudes to keep him satisfied. 

4. The ‘wyd? where u at? who u wit? boy or girl?’ ass niggas——–>this nigga ain’t even ur man and he sweating u like he is. he STAY asking questions about who ur with and ur where abouts. he doesn’t contact u just to talk, he is contacting u to keep an eye on u. he’s also infamous for hitting u up with that ‘wyd’ or ‘why u ain’t replying fast enough’ when u step away from ur phone for too long. he’s a double texter. he often asks possessive ass questions as if u two are in a relationship. shut the fuck up nigga. 

5. The ‘why u never call me’ or ‘hey stranger’ ass niggas——-> these niggas are constantly bitching and complaining about why u haven’t hit them up. u go one day without contacting them and they hit u with that ‘hey stranger’ text. these niggas spend more time asking why u haven’t hit them up than actually holding a conversation with u. amazing.