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when im at the " nobody's trying to GET you and nobody's hiding anything from you " intervention and the people giving the intervention are my actively hiding information from you friend, trying to traumatize me in different and innovative ways boss , trying to kill you monster who replaced my friend and also the future love of my life

Literally will never recover from the character Jon Sims. Cursed by spiders from age 8. Acted skeptical of horrific entities while fighting said entities. Tried to cut off his own finger repeatedly. Partook in an enemies-to-lovers romance in which only he believed them to be enemies. Short. Kidnapped at least 3 times. Surrounded by queer women who are constantly threatening to kick his ass. No understanding of pop culture. Possessed by a purveyor of apocalyptic beat poetry. Said the first “I love you” in the show, directed at a cat that was biting him. Called a merry-go-round “thrilling.” Metaphysically disassembled anyone who was mean to his boyfriend. Said “good lord” unironically. Asked a murderous Russian clown why she didn’t sound Russian. He was even bi

God it’s so fucking funny that the copyright trial scene exists in the book. Literally the one scene where Grace isn’t present or narrating and it’s entirely so Stratt can have a “fuck you I’m doing what I need to save the goddamn world” moment. Andy Weir straight up broke his entire framing device solely so he could give Stratt this moment.

I love to imagine rocky has a really strong regional accent. And thats what's coded into the programme. A bit like how it took a while for Siri to grab a scottish accent. Turns out you can't communicate with Grace unless you're from Mining Colony 4. Becuase they have a slightly shorter staccato every fourth word and its easier for aliens to cope then to record the entire database.

ryland says to simon "you look like you can't swim" and it pisses simon off so fucking bad bc he's right