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do any of you guys have tumblr

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women are really awesome and theres so many of them oh my god

we are so fucking lucky theres women. we are sooo lucky theres trans women or we'd be fucked forever and ever

i think humans should borrow more traits from animals

like horses and many other animals can smell when others are in heat and i think it'd be funny if you were in Calculus class and suddenly it just smells like coochie

There is no way this is a porno

This is the best porno there has ever been.

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

So, the US just bombarded the aereal base of the capital City of my country! 7 explosions, in fucking january 3rd... im so fucking scared god help me

if p&f knew doof was an evil guy they would go beat him permanently in 5 seconds flat. and even if doof had a moment to fight back he wouldn't because they're kids. and perry would have to explain so hey thank you i know you guys are trying to help but we sort of have this thing. and phineas would be like oh okay i think i get it, sorry to step on your toes. and they'd let doof out of the floating impermeable magnetic jail they built and go home and build a really big pizza

peace on earth for everyone who wants that old man to suck and fuck the platypus

when writing fic it's important to bring up the 41 year agegap as much as possible