Sick Sad World

it’s kind of tragic but also insane we’ve just got a sect of men that have fried their brains with hentai to the point they no longer find irl women attractive bc they don’t look like moeblobs or have 100lbs tits it’s like those australian jewel beetles who’ve become impotent because they are only sexually attracted to manmade beer bottles

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

Extract the artifact and get out of there STAT!

I think women's restrooms should have urinals not just to be more inclusive but also to give cis girls the option of Challenge Pissing™️

I pity whoever has to clean up this bathroom

What, so you think women would fail the challenge? You don't believe in women? You don't think men already pee on the floor anyways? Okay sexist much.

but I wanna get rewarded for consistent long term effort nooooow

f (24) seeking someone who will sit next to me and watch lord of the rings and when it gets to the scene where viggo mortensen kicks the helmet we turn to each other to say the thing at the same time but we end up making out instead

Heartbreaking: girl has to get out of bed

Franz you'll never fucking believe what just happened to me