All this has happened before...

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

taps a big sign that says “romance novels have different style conventions and goals than literary fiction and they also exist in a publishing market that works entirely differently, which is particularly true for niche market novels, and it is unfair and also does not work to judge and also is deeply informed by misogyny to judge romance novels by the rubric of literary fiction.”

Official ominous book

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

I feel like a lot of people dont pick up on that: when youre texting with someone and they ask you a question theyre probably very much aware that they can simply google it. The reason theyre asking you instead is because they like talking with you and want you to explain it instead