✨Don't call me ma'am✨

voted time magazine’s most frightened little lamb of the year

i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot

omega-3verse

First rule of being a graphic designer…they will absolutely just print and use your fake placeholder copy so just go into it expecting that

What a super casual and average response, thanks for your contribution :)

I feel like murderers would be more respected in society if they murdered large mutated mega ants and not people. Room for thought for future murderers.

You laugh, but that’s the plot of hunter x hunter

Okay I just watched all 144 episodes to see if you were lying and you were not lying

what mouse walks on two legs

mickey

okay, what duck walks on two legs?

donald

no, all of them.

this is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house god damnit

still kind of hilarious that people in the witcher universe are often extremely racist against witchers. like bro. how you gonna have beef with the pest control guys. sure they have yellow cat eyes and creepy magic powers but they got those specifically as part of the process to become the pest control guys. your pests are six feet tall and killing the neighborhood kids. why are you like this