Vivan le femmine, viva il buon vino!

“my child is fine” your child has had the same opera on repeat for more than two months because nothing else brings her joy anymore

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

your cat was an honor to see in the window

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

I quote this several times a week in my mind

I hate change, I’m scared of change, I need something big in my life to change soon or else I’ll go crazy

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

Stop normalizing football

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

#Cast your gaze upon this wretched thing - tags from @destinyandcoins

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive