Chill, but like, not.

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

My favorite brand of people are musicians who hear Rush Fucking E, which isn't technically meant to be played by a human at all, and immediately picking up their instrument and going 'bet'.

the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before

tweet is an internet classic. i remember one of the replies was a shorty saying the third time the joker called her beautiful in that ball room scene she switched the tv off cause all men do is lie lmao

Seeing her made me so upset when I first watched it (never watched it again because of her) I couldn’t understand how Batman was trippin cuz of that bitch I was so disgusted

Ain’t even because she ugly but why are you smiling all the damn time wtf

Bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tits ungroped... Ass unsqueezed... Waist untouched... Face ungrabbed... It's a sad day.

Shane has one (1) emotional conversation about his situationship with his girlfriend and immediately decided that he wanted Ilya… I’m telling you the man never stood a CHANCE. Shane walks into the bar looking fine as hell, who needs to do all that on a TRAVEL DAY to the ASG but he has a Man to Woo so he walks UP TO HIM IMMEDIATELY (social anxiety who, shane doesn’t know her) and starts f l i r t i n g with Ilya “I’m feeling a bit wild” “I’ve always wanted to play on a team with you” “nice shirt, you’re pulling it off” shane turned it up to 100 and Ilya folded like a bad hand. Shane Hollander flirting with Ilya rozanov in a bar full of hockey players in broad daylight is literally ilyas dream

He been a Hollander fan boy since before rookie season- Shane pulling this at the ASG had Ilya weak in the kneeeeeeees

Connor Storrie crying when he had to play Ilya saying something mean to Shane because he hated being that mean to Hudson 🤝 Jacob Tierney crying while filming the hospital scene because Hudson faking being high on pain meds was just so sweet

🤝 Hudson feeling ill filming the scene when Shane walks out after the first time Ilya uses Shane's first name 😭