show me where it hurts ill hurt there too

y'all remember that time noah said "all love must leave, oh but search for it i will" ??? cause like. yeah. honestly. me too bro.

how to beg for attention without seeming pathetic

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”?

Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

One time I was talking about Robin Hood with some coworkers and one guy was like “he was bad because the people he helped learned to expect handouts” and I wanted to be like… okay can you explain how that flawed capitalist propaganda applies to feudalism

reminder that capitalism was literally invented in the 16th century

That’s an exaggeration. What was invented in the 16th century was mercantilism. Capitalism really dates for the beginning of the nineteenth century, with the rise of industry and cash crops over artisans and merchants. Vulture capitalism, with the notion that companies have no duties other than generating profit, is even younger.

Capitalism is only 200 years old and I have to say, they have not been an impressive 200 years

An alarming amount of people seem to think capitalism = all trade, and I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

I’m so vanilla I thought OP was a priest.

Forbidden by God to remove his mark of office at the airport

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

having a belly outline while wearing a dress is a very beautiful and sexy accessory. anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is getting put in the shredder